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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:53 pm to RedRifle
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All seem pretty fair except #25
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When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
Really? #25 is the only one that isnt fair?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:53 pm to fillmoregandt
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Do people even proofread the dribble they right anymore?
I see what you did there.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:53 pm to RedRifle
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26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
This is only acceptable if you are alone and drunk.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:54 pm to fillmoregandt
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The modern man sounds like a giant pussy. I would make fun of him, but he'd go crying back to his wife, which is perfectly acceptable according to this article
This. and frick anyone who actively hates on Mt. Dew. I'd firmly kick this shite down the throat of "The Modern Man" then frick his wife for good measure. I'd rather be an old school arse kicker than a "Modern Man" any day and twice on Sunday.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:55 pm to RedRifle
According to this, the modern man shoe shops for his wife, cries a lot, hates guns, loves to dance, and buys flowers just because
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:55 pm to LucasP
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This is only acceptable if you are alone and drunk.
And standing over a still warm corpse
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:56 pm to RedRifle
Sounds like the modern man needs to come out of the closet. After all, being gay is the "modern" thing to do
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:56 pm to Pettifogger
If you're crying over a dead hooker then there's a good chance you cried during Frozen. In which case you're not a man.
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:57 pm to LucasP
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If you're crying over a dead hooker then there's a good chance you cried during Frozen. In which case you're not a man.
I cried during Up, but that's just because I'm not a monster
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:57 pm to Pettifogger
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And standing over a still warm corpse
IfF it's still warm then you're wasting time standing.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:58 pm to RedRifle
The kind of "guy" the author is:
He's talking about a fricking turtle
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Brian Lombardi ?@lombardi_brian Sep 29
Don't think I'm suited to own a pet. Should any living thing "own" another living thing? Not sure I'm cut out for this.
He's talking about a fricking turtle
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:59 pm to LSUBoo
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IfF it's still warm then you're wasting time standing.
I have to draw the line here, psycho.
I mean, you can pull it off with some upper body strength.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:59 pm to ell_13
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Don't think I'm suited to own a pet. Should any living thing "own" another living thing? Not sure I'm cut out for this.
If he owns any property with grass or trees, or has plants in his home, he owns a living thing. Not sure if he thought that one through.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:00 pm to Pettifogger
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I cried during Up
My kid cried during that movie. But he only cried because of the beating I gave him when he looked like he was about to cry.
Man up.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:00 pm to RedRifle
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25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
yep that makes this list complete bullshite
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:00 pm to RedRifle
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3. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
What kind of gay is this?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:03 pm to CptBengal
I am gladly a old school man.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:07 pm to RedRifle
Stopped at NY Times.......
If they are considered the authority on the "modern man" we are all in trouble.
If they are considered the authority on the "modern man" we are all in trouble.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 2:11 pm to Pettifogger
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I just can't believe NYT published this.
quote:You posted this in response to someone pointing out a contradiction
unsurprisingly, NYT is like "for sure, let's publish that"
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