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re: 23-year-old who died of cancer after refusing chemo had ‘five coffee enemas a day’

Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60215 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:18 pm to
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Baws, I have a confession. I lost a bet in college



Here we go….!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29410 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:49 pm to
Yall need to remmber this was in the prime time of jackass movies. I think there were 12 of us or so in the bet. $100

1200 bucks when a caniac is 7 bucks and weighs 5lbs is real god damned money
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33173 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:04 pm to
Man. Shame they didn’t know about Ivermectin…..
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78017 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:15 pm to
I mean I have a living uncle who had non-hodgkin lymphoma and is alive and in remission so I think doctors may have a idea what’s going on with this one
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5492 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:29 pm to
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Paloma died of a heart attack on July 24 last year, caused by an untreated tumor.


Sure it wasnt the coffee enemas?
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19339 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:46 pm to
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Paloma Shemirani
quote:

British woman
hmmm
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1495 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:50 pm to
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had ‘five coffee enemas a day’
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3554 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:54 pm to
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Man. Shame they didn’t know about Ivermectin…..


Probably would have helped. I've had 2 family members cancer cured by it. Doctors were shocked.
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:14 pm to
So she didn't actually die of cancer but instead of a heart attack? Just shocking that the journalist would give us such click bait articles.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128703 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:23 pm to
She should have used ivermectin enemas
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128703 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:24 pm to
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So she didn't actually die of cancer but instead of a heart attack?


You dont die directly from cancer

You die from cardiac arrest or something secondary to the cancer
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 10:24 pm
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
924 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:26 pm to
They already did this story about the crazy chick in Australia
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18953 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:27 pm to
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The coffee enema was easily the most tame/least permanent of the batch.

A glass of cold chocolate milk in the morning is delicious, but probably wouldn’t want it up the Hershey highway.
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 11:43 pm to
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You dont die directly from cancer

You die from cardiac arrest or something secondary to the cancer
And yet it said heart attack was from a tumor. So again, another click bait by our journalists. I guess we can let it slide this time, since they never do that technique before.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68744 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 7:09 am to
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Her parents, Kate and Faramarz Shemirani, told the BBC they believe Paloma “died as a result of medical interventions given without confirmed diagnosis or lawful consent.” The outlet has not been able to substantiate their claims.


Yeah I would want to shift the blame too if I were those shitty parents who allowed their own child to die from treatable cancer.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99899 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 7:46 am to
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Getting the dark roast up the butt?



Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15358 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:03 am to
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Baws, I have a confession. I lost a bet in college and everyone had written a dumb arse punishment in a sealed envelope you dropped in a fish bowl.

Loser had to read them all and pick one.

The coffee enema was easily the most tame/least permanent of the batch.

Went to a random spa on highland and did it.



Honest review? Imagine the most catashtrophic dump of your life followed by an intense energized caffiene high that lasted a few hours.

Not bad. 8/10.
This is why I visit the OT.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11816 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:25 am to
She should've gotten the Ivermectin.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13155 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:36 am to
The mama was an idiot...eerybody in the UK knows its earl grey enemas that cures cancer, not coffee....
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33173 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:03 pm to
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Probably would have helped. I've had 2 family members cancer cured by it. Doctors were shocked.


How very Darwinian.
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