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re: Random Movie/TV quotes you use in awkward moments

Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:04 am to
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:04 am to
This post was edited on 5/17/22 at 9:07 am
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:09 am to
“Mind if we dance with your dates?”
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:51 am to
Pool or the pond…pond would be good for you.

Don’t sell yourself short, judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1569 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 11:17 am to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/17/22 at 11:45 am to
From Hunt for Red October when Pelt just gets through saying "a man could walk from Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull" and the Ambassador says:

"You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt."

I also like Ambassador's:

"In my position, sometimes I am compromised by the fact Moscow does not always tell me everything."
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/17/22 at 11:52 am to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
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Posted on 5/17/22 at 2:37 pm to
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22732 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 2:50 pm to
Call them a Fagabeefe and move on.

Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:24 pm to
"Tombstone"

"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear".
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:21 pm to
Quite a few from Glengary Glen Ross.

Hang up the phone, walk out into the middle of the sales floor and say...

..."Get the chalk, put me on the board" "Put me on the Cadillac board"

or

..."Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket."

Another one to say to an individual salesman: "You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?" (I bet all of those plant operators on the OT say it with 'operator')

Do you have to be talking to a salesman to say, "Coffee is for closers!"?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6579 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:44 pm to
“Whoa, jeez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, do the laundry, wash the car, still got those bills to pay...”
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
11909 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by MTB
Houston
Member since Aug 2007
1423 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:37 pm to
(What was that noise/sound?) “a dickfur….”
Spies Like Us

(No one knows what to order)“I’ll have a steak sandwich, a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich”
Fletch

Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14787 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66929 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

You call that game?


quote:

Every time I’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen.


quote:

Don’t go in there about 35 45 minutes.


quote:

Harry, are you talking about a jail break?
You betcho arse
We got to get the frick out of here
This post was edited on 5/17/22 at 10:46 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 11:14 pm to
I break this out at least once a day when SHTF:

quote:

Well, that's great. That's just frickin' great, man! Now what the frick are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shite now, man!

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the frick are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
4156 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 12:21 am to
If I see someone doing something random that doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense at the time my go to whether they are 8 or 80.
“What, you trying build a Clubhouse”?
Posted by JW
Los Angeles
Member since Jul 2004
4762 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 4:25 am to
"Did you ever have a touch to use?" and "Exactly" - bottle Rocket

" .. knock back a few coca-colas " - Raising Arizona
Posted by CWS91
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1006 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 7:19 am to
"Whatever college boy"
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2765 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 9:22 am to
Supposedly, a coyote won’t eat a Mexican.
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