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Posted on 10/27/26 at 11:45 am to ILurkThereforeIAm
Lieutenant Dan......Ice Cream
Posted on 10/27/26 at 11:46 am to ILurkThereforeIAm
"Coons? When raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase em off with a broom"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 12:34 pm to i am dan
I used to work with a guy named Bubba.
I was always throwing in the lines
“I gave Bubba’s momma Bubba’s share”
I was always throwing in the lines
“I gave Bubba’s momma Bubba’s share”
Posted on 10/27/26 at 12:52 pm to tigerfan84
"And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 1:57 pm to i am dan
“There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from De-troit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 2:05 pm to i am dan
JFK: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Gump: I gotta pee
Gump: I gotta pee
Posted on 10/27/26 at 2:39 pm to i am dan
"She tasted like cigarettes."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 2:45 pm to Hoodie
"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 3:06 pm to LSUMaverick
Maverick, whenever my brother-in-law and I refer to the Crimson Tide, we say it just like Gump, with the same volume and emphasis; Ala-BAM-a!
Posted on 10/27/26 at 3:21 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
"If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!"
This is mine
Posted on 10/27/26 at 3:27 pm to i am dan
One of the subtle funny parts is when he's on the bus with Bubba and Bubba goes on and on about shrimping, and finally when he finishes Forrest just says "ohhkkk..."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 3:55 pm to Huey Lewis
quote:
Lieutenant Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
This one and.....
Forrest- I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan
Lt Dan- Yeah? Well... before you go, why don't you get your arse down to the corner and get us another bottle of Ripple
Posted on 10/27/26 at 4:03 pm to PCRammer
quote:
Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs
FG: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Got a buddy named Dan. In our circle, he goes by LT. We also remind him he doesn't have legs.
He actually does have legs......
Posted on 10/27/26 at 4:33 pm to i am dan
It’s not so much the line as much as it’s the line reading, but it’s when Forest is responding to Lieutenant Dan when they come up empty shrimp fishing.
“How are we going to find them”
It’s how Tom Hanks reads the line that I just can’t stop laughing at
“How are we going to find them”
It’s how Tom Hanks reads the line that I just can’t stop laughing at
Posted on 10/28/26 at 4:38 am to Tactical1
What’s wrong with your lip?
Nothing sir I got big gums.
Well you better tuck that in or you’ll get it caught in some trip wire.
Nothing sir I got big gums.
Well you better tuck that in or you’ll get it caught in some trip wire.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 4:40 am to i am dan
“Lt. Dane you got new legs”!
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:10 am to i am dan
You ever been with a woman, Forrest?
"I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time"
"I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time"
Posted on 10/28/26 at 8:30 am to i am dan
Maybe not funniest but one of my favorites...
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about money no more. And I said, that’s good!
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about money no more. And I said, that’s good!
Posted on 10/28/26 at 8:36 am to LSU1SLU
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