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re: Funniest line in Forest Gump?

Posted on 10/28/26 at 8:50 am to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13836 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 8:50 am to
Anytime I spot some buddies in the distance, I'll do the Forest covering his eyes from the sun to make sure, then the big happy wave to them.

My contribution, and one I use when I can:

He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So, I got a call from them saying we don't got to worry about money no more. I said "Well, that's good. One less thing".
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
27232 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 9:16 am to
Lieutenant Dan got us invested in some kind of fruit company.


Don’t you be thinking I’m going to be calling you sir.

No sir.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22824 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I say Alabama the same way he does in that scene. Cracks my tailgate buddies up.


When the PA announcer at Bryant-Denny stadium says,”First down, ALABAMA!!!” He says “Alabama” just like gump. One year I mentioned it to all the gumps sitting around me and had them cracking up because it was true!
Posted by Tic44
Texarkana, Arkansas
Member since May 2015
2146 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:20 pm to
"That boy sure is a runnin fool"
Posted by Underwood
Member since Dec 2022
2004 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:22 pm to
he got a daddy named forest too?
This post was edited on 10/28/26 at 2:23 pm
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
5630 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:24 pm to
“Your momma sure does care about your education, son.”
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9310 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:28 pm to
This thread has me raining upvotes, lol.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16903 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:31 pm to
The book of much more vulgar. He goes around farting on people.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12522 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 2:34 pm to
I think I ruined your roommates robe....
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
27232 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38856 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

"You know what I think? I think you should go home to GREEN-BOW, ALA-BAMA!"
Perfection
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14946 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:05 pm to
So, I went, again. And I met the President of the United States, again.
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