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Funniest line in Forest Gump?
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:10 am
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:10 am
"Somebody get her a harmonica."
or
"You better tuck that in."
or
"You better tuck that in."
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 9:13 am
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:13 am to i am dan
The best line, IMO, isn't a humorous one.
"Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks."
"Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:15 am to i am dan
Little Rock's a fine town
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:19 am to i am dan
I always laugh when Forest finishes assembling his weapon and you hear the sarge in the distance......
"Done drill sergeant"
"GUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP!"
"Done drill sergeant"
"GUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP!"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:20 am to i am dan
but you ain't got no legs lieutenant dan
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:22 am to i am dan
Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs
FG: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
FG: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:25 am to i am dan
Your momma sure does care about your schooling, son
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:27 am to i am dan
"She tasted like cigarettes."
"He got a daddy named Forrest, too?"
"He got a daddy named Forrest, too?"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:30 am to JiminyCricket
DI: "Why did you put your weapon together so quickly private"
FG: "Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant"
FG: "Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant"
This post was edited on 10/27/26 at 9:30 am
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:32 am to i am dan
"You boys twins?"
"No, we are not relations, sir"
"No, we are not relations, sir"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:33 am to StansberryRules
quote:
Your momma sure does care about your schooling, son
I say this to my 7 and 9 year olds. They have no idea why I say thatPosted on 10/27/26 at 9:43 am to jchamil
I was RUNNINGGG
Posted on 10/27/26 at 9:44 am to i am dan
Nice tries, but you're all wrong.
This is the clear winner:
"Sorry, I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party,"
This is the clear winner:
"Sorry, I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party,"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 10:02 am to i am dan
Idk if it's considered a line...but I always loved the part when he tells Jenny
"You know what I think? I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama!"
"You know what I think? I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama!"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 10:36 am to LSUMaverick
I say Alabama the same way he does in that scene. Cracks my tailgate buddies up.
Shout out to the Boudin Krewe!
Shout out to the Boudin Krewe!
Posted on 10/27/26 at 10:44 am to i am dan
"If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!"
Posted on 10/27/26 at 11:10 am to i am dan
CANT SIT HERE
Posted on 10/27/26 at 11:12 am to i am dan
I've always been partial to this exchange:
Lieutenant Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
Lieutenant Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
Posted on 10/27/26 at 11:21 am to JiminyCricket
quote:
Done drill sergeant
quote:
GUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPP!
I could see this scene 1,0000 times in a row and I would laugh every time
honestly this whole thread has saved an otherwise shitty morning. Thanks OP.
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