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re: Best Movie Quotes That Always Make You Chuckle

Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:45 am to
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14569 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:45 am to
Blazing Saddles:
Tagart: Break's over boys. Just don't lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna to do you no good no how."

Blazing Saddles

Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
12913 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:49 am to
Hahaha one of the best.
Posted by Toroballistic
Tallahassee
Member since Dec 2017
2259 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:10 am to
Yvonne: "Where were you last night?"
Rick: "That's so long ago, I don't remember.”
Yvonne: "Will I see you tonight?"
Rick: “I never make plans that far ahead.”
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41062 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:12 am to
Two of my favorites



Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15075 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Break's over boys. Just don't lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna to do you no good no how."



I actually try to work that one into conversations at work. Along with “someone’s gotta go back and get a shite load of dimes”
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26531 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:15 am to
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36746 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:21 am to
quote:

I actually try to work that one into conversations at work

i would recommend not doing that
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80692 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:27 am to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56861 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 9:32 am to
Lee : [on the phone] Who the frick is Dick?

Elliot : [Mishearing him] Huh? You want me to suck his dick?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104023 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 10:40 am to
About half that movie qualifies for this thread.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4003 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 11:41 am to
quote:

And, also, let's not forget... Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, you know, domestic... within the city... That ain't legal, either.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4003 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 11:45 am to
this made me chuckle in the 80's when I first saw it, and to this day whenever I see the Ghostbuster it still makes me laugh.

Posted by TheOtherSide
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
348 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 11:55 am to
From Aliens (1986)

Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, Have You Ever Been Mistaken For A Man?" — Vasquez: "No. Have You?"
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2988 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by EyeOfTheTiger311
Lafayette, LA
Member since Aug 2005
4595 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 1:17 pm to
Pretty much anything from Dumb and Dumber or Old School.




Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20038 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 2:45 pm to
Cool Hand Luke====Strother Martin telling the prisoners "What we have here, is failure to communicate" when referring to Luke trying to escape.


Doc Holliday to Wyatt Earp in "Tombstone" after Doc kills Johnny Ringo---"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear".


Blazing Saddles when Lilly von Schtuck asks Sheriff Bart "Is it true what they say about your people being "gifted"?

"It's twue, it's twue"!!!!
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31554 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 3:23 pm to
Just Friends.

“Chris. Chriiis. Chriiiiiiis.”
“IM BUSY!!”
“IM BUSY YOU STUPID DICK!!!”
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37539 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 3:32 pm to
Jane: How could you do something so vicious?

Vincent Ludwig: you forget my dear, I spent two years as a building contactor.

Really any line in that movie
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104023 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 3:51 pm to
“Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson...sexual assault with a concrete dildo.”
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 4:00 pm to
R. Lee Ermey in Se7en when the phone at the random desk he's sitting at rings:



Cracks me up every time.
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