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Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:07 pm to KiwiHead
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:14 pm to Alyosha
Posted on 6/20/22 at 10:54 pm to Alyosha
From Big Jake with the Duke and Richard Boone
I thought you was dead
Not hardly
I thought you was dead
Not hardly
This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 10:26 am
Posted on 6/20/22 at 11:12 pm to blueridgeTiger
"Smokey and Bandit"
I now present the great Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
(Buford T. Justice) "Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford?"
(Sheriff Branford)"I am Sheriff Branford."
(Buford T. Justice) "Oh, hey... For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio."
That shite cracks me up every time I watch, knowing the time we lived in then... and the time we live in now. No F*cking way that scene makes the cut in our time.
I now present the great Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
(Buford T. Justice) "Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford?"
(Sheriff Branford)"I am Sheriff Branford."
(Buford T. Justice) "Oh, hey... For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio."
That shite cracks me up every time I watch, knowing the time we lived in then... and the time we live in now. No F*cking way that scene makes the cut in our time.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 1:11 am to UnoMe
Just about everything in The Life of Brian between "How much do you want for the goard, nothing you can have it" and when the old man with the juniper bushes gets killed by the followers for being a heretic.
Just about everything in Monty Python and the Holy Grail between England 932 A.D. and "bloody hell."
Just about everything in Monty Python and the Holy Grail between England 932 A.D. and "bloody hell."
Posted on 6/21/22 at 1:39 am to 88Wildcat
Brian - “You are all individuals!”
Crowd - “We are all individuals!”
One man - “I’m not…”
Crowd - “We are all individuals!”
One man - “I’m not…”
Posted on 6/21/22 at 4:50 am to 88Wildcat
quote:
Just about everything in The Life of Brian
"Follow the Gourd!"
"No, Follow the shoe!"
"Or follow something else!"
Posted on 6/21/22 at 11:15 am to Alyosha
Posted on 6/21/22 at 11:49 am to BamaFanInTigerland
Reverend Johnson: Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order".
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your arse, Howard.
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your arse, Howard.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 12:20 pm to Alyosha
"I am shocked, SHOCKED to learn that gambling is going on here."
-- "Your winnings, sir."
--"Oh thank you" (takes money)
-- "Your winnings, sir."
--"Oh thank you" (takes money)
This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 6/21/22 at 12:21 pm to CrimsonJazz
Preacher - “Everyone pay heed to this good book and what it has to sayyyyy!!!!”
*gunshot, Bible explodes*
Preacher to Bart - “Son, you’re on your own.”
*gunshot, Bible explodes*
Preacher to Bart - “Son, you’re on your own.”
Posted on 6/21/22 at 4:46 pm to Alyosha
Loved As good as it gets.
"Carol the waitress, Simon the fig"
I think Kingpen. Has a lot of great quotes. Its a long movie with a slow plot. But its good.
"Im in 1103"
"Carol the waitress, Simon the fig"
I think Kingpen. Has a lot of great quotes. Its a long movie with a slow plot. But its good.
"Im in 1103"
Posted on 6/21/22 at 4:55 pm to Alyosha
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
This post was edited on 6/21/22 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 6/21/22 at 5:02 pm to Alyosha
Just Friends: "Here's your money, bitch."
Forky from Toy Story 4: "Carry Me." and "Trash."
Top Gun: Wolfman: "We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd whooooo goooooo?"
Maggie Smith in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: “At my age, I don’t plan that far ahead. I don’t even buy green bananas.”
Forky from Toy Story 4: "Carry Me." and "Trash."
Top Gun: Wolfman: "We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd whooooo goooooo?"
Maggie Smith in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: “At my age, I don’t plan that far ahead. I don’t even buy green bananas.”
Posted on 6/21/22 at 6:47 pm to Alyosha
Two of them, both from The Enforcer (Dirty Harry movie):
First:
(After Harry talks to crooks holding hostages in a diner)
Partner: What do they want?
Harry: They want a car?
Partner: What are you going to do?
Harry: Give 'em one.
(Then Harry screeches around in a circle in the street before driving head-on through the store front window)
Second:
(Before interviewing new police candidates)
Harry: Now, who might you be?
Other Interviewer: This is Mrs. Grey of the Mayor's staff. She's here to monitor these examinations. This is Inspector Callahan.
Mrs. Grey: Yes, I know something of Inspector Callahan. And I'd like to tell you......it's the Mayor's plan that the department be brought more into line with...the mainstream of 20th century thought.
Harry: How does he figure to do that?
Mrs. Grey: For one thing......his Honor intends......to broaden the areas of participation for women in the police force.
Harry: Well, that sounds very stylish.
First:
(After Harry talks to crooks holding hostages in a diner)
Partner: What do they want?
Harry: They want a car?
Partner: What are you going to do?
Harry: Give 'em one.
(Then Harry screeches around in a circle in the street before driving head-on through the store front window)
Second:
(Before interviewing new police candidates)
Harry: Now, who might you be?
Other Interviewer: This is Mrs. Grey of the Mayor's staff. She's here to monitor these examinations. This is Inspector Callahan.
Mrs. Grey: Yes, I know something of Inspector Callahan. And I'd like to tell you......it's the Mayor's plan that the department be brought more into line with...the mainstream of 20th century thought.
Harry: How does he figure to do that?
Mrs. Grey: For one thing......his Honor intends......to broaden the areas of participation for women in the police force.
Harry: Well, that sounds very stylish.
Posted on 6/21/22 at 9:50 pm to Alyosha
Major League
Doyle: “Vaughn into the wind up, and his first offering … juuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.”
Doyle: “Ball four.”
Doyle: “Ball eight.”
Doyle: “Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?”
Executive: “This guy here is dead.”
Phelps: “Cross him off, then.”
Vaughn: “What is it, the chick?”
Taylor: “That’s my wife.”
Hayes: “Does she know that?”
Taylor: “Who’s that guy she’s with?”
Hayes: “I don’t know. He’s not wearing a name tag.”
Vaughn: “You want me to drag him out of here, kick the s— out of him?”
Doyle: “Vaughn into the wind up, and his first offering … juuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.”
Doyle: “Ball four.”
Doyle: “Ball eight.”
Doyle: “Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?”
Executive: “This guy here is dead.”
Phelps: “Cross him off, then.”
Vaughn: “What is it, the chick?”
Taylor: “That’s my wife.”
Hayes: “Does she know that?”
Taylor: “Who’s that guy she’s with?”
Hayes: “I don’t know. He’s not wearing a name tag.”
Vaughn: “You want me to drag him out of here, kick the s— out of him?”
Posted on 6/21/22 at 10:37 pm to sonicbaw350
*Not a big baseball fan but Uecker is the best thing about the Brewers. Been calling their games since 1971.
"Get up! Get up! Get outta here! Gone!"
Posted on 6/23/22 at 7:52 am to BuckyCheese
I work in a hospital and throw these around sometimes.
This post was edited on 6/23/22 at 7:54 am
Posted on 6/23/22 at 8:03 am to Alyosha
Dyin ain't much of a livin boy
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