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re: Best Movie Quotes That Always Make You Chuckle
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:16 pm to Alyosha
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:16 pm to Alyosha
Stripes
John Winger (Bill Murray), introducing himself to the platoon:
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's always something unusual... but now I know, why I've always lost women...to guys like you. It's not just the uniforms - oh no - It's the stories that you tell! Such fun and imagination!
(Addressing man in platoon) Lee Harvey, youuuuuu are a madman! Remember when you and your friends stole your neighbor's cow, and one of your friends tried to make it with the cow? Hey.....I want to party with you, cowboy. You and me together, heh, they can forget it!"
John Winger (Bill Murray), introducing himself to the platoon:
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's always something unusual... but now I know, why I've always lost women...to guys like you. It's not just the uniforms - oh no - It's the stories that you tell! Such fun and imagination!
(Addressing man in platoon) Lee Harvey, youuuuuu are a madman! Remember when you and your friends stole your neighbor's cow, and one of your friends tried to make it with the cow? Hey.....I want to party with you, cowboy. You and me together, heh, they can forget it!"
This post was edited on 6/19/22 at 9:18 pm
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Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:17 pm to teke184
quote:
While funny, I find it funnier that director Paul Verhoeven and one of his assistants, due to being foreigners, didn’t realize exactly what that term meant and kept referring to the two actresses as “bitches” while setting up the scene.
Thankfully for everyone involved, the actresses took it in stride.
not gonna lie. this is one of the best factoids I knew nothing about.
Verhoeven also made his crew shoot the shower scene in Starship Troopers naked. to make the actors more comfortable.
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:19 pm to teke184
quote:
“I’ve gotten out of Beirut before. I think I can get out of New Jersey.”
“Yeah? Many have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.”
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:23 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:29 pm to Alyosha
Posted on 6/19/22 at 10:22 pm to tigerfan84
Posted on 6/19/22 at 11:03 pm to tigerfan84
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” -- Jaws
Posted on 6/19/22 at 11:06 pm to TideWarrior
There's no crying in baseball-League of Their Own
Posted on 6/19/22 at 11:12 pm to TideWarrior
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. -- Dazed and Confused
Posted on 6/20/22 at 5:31 am to Alyosha
The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: “It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fricking dog. Going to her fricking synagogue. You're living in the fricking past.”
Walter: “Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE frickING PAST!”
The Dude: “It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fricking dog. Going to her fricking synagogue. You're living in the fricking past.”
Walter: “Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE frickING PAST!”
Posted on 6/20/22 at 6:34 am to Alyosha
It's good to be Da King.
Posted on 6/20/22 at 6:35 am to JakeFromStateFarm
Mallrats was in my wheelhouse and always has been a very quotable movie for me. This scene always gets me when they bust Ben Affleck with the hidden camera
Shannon Hamilton:
Yeah, who's your favorite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Jay:
Goddamn. This is one wacky game show.
Brodie:
[to the cops]
Hey! That girl's only 15!
[cops focus their attention on Shannon]
Shannon Hamilton:
Ah, 15. I thought she was 36!
[cops are approaching him]
Shannon Hamilton:
Yeah, who's your favorite New Kid. Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl.
Jay:
Goddamn. This is one wacky game show.
Brodie:
[to the cops]
Hey! That girl's only 15!
[cops focus their attention on Shannon]
Shannon Hamilton:
Ah, 15. I thought she was 36!
[cops are approaching him]
Posted on 6/20/22 at 7:11 am to Alyosha
Posted on 6/20/22 at 7:21 am to Alyosha
Why Johnny Ringo...
Ever Danced With the devil.....
"Who The frick Is PFC William T. Santiago?" - A FEW GOOD MEN
Ever Danced With the devil.....
"Who The frick Is PFC William T. Santiago?" - A FEW GOOD MEN
This post was edited on 6/20/22 at 8:31 am
Posted on 6/20/22 at 7:43 am to CU_Tigers4life
"What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his Shidoshi?" -- Lin, Bloodsport.
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:20 am to Alyosha
Pvt. Ogden Johnson Jones: Real Japs?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah. What do you think?
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:26 am to Alyosha
You brought the fricking Pomeranian bowling?!
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:38 am to Funky Tide 8
"I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not not buying it a beer."
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:38 am to Alyosha
“ 220, 221, whatever it takes. “- Keaton, Mr. Mom.
Posted on 6/20/22 at 8:42 am to Alyosha
From the criminally under rated "Tank".
Just about every line G. D. Spradlin, playing the corrupt Southern Sheriff, utters is gold. "Did you just call me a pussy communist?" "I've gotta 60 year old Sergeant Major, a 20 year old prostitute, and a 16 year old doped fiend... in a Sherman tank!" "You syphilitic Bolshevik!"
You can just tell the actor is having a ball with his material and hamming it up to the max.
Just about every line G. D. Spradlin, playing the corrupt Southern Sheriff, utters is gold. "Did you just call me a pussy communist?" "I've gotta 60 year old Sergeant Major, a 20 year old prostitute, and a 16 year old doped fiend... in a Sherman tank!" "You syphilitic Bolshevik!"
You can just tell the actor is having a ball with his material and hamming it up to the max.
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