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Best Movie Quotes That Always Make You Chuckle
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:07 pm to Alyosha
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Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin’ his way across the enemy line. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!” This little engine’s mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. Think that stop the little engine that could? No sir-rey-bob, he just kept chuggin along. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!” Not even when they climbed aboard the train, popped out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot was drippin’ out his eye sockets. Think that stopped the little engine that could? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin’ along.. “Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. toot toot!” Wasn’t ‘till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives, just as the little engine that could was makin his way cross the tressle… BOOM! A ‘splosion happen. Blood n’ guts n’ spittin’ arse was everywhere. N’ Bubba come crawlin’ out the back door, both legs missin’. Lula May’s baby boy. He looks up at me, he says ‘Payne. I cant feel muh legs!’ I said ‘Bubba. They ain’t there!’ I look down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin’ real fast like this here, and I says ‘Bubba. it’s 30 miles ‘till the nearest town. Unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands you ain’t gonna make it!’ All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place! Just me an my side arm an I had no other alternative but to blast my way out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DIE PIG DIE YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!! BAM!! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:14 pm to UMRealist
“- Rudy: You've seen how bad business is. Thanks to Fuchs, our name is mud! Look... we had nuns, protesting out front when I got here this morning.
- Jeff: Nuns?
- Rudy: Yeah. I had to have Jim turn the firehose on them.
- Big Jim: And I knocked them motherfrickers right on they asses, too.”
- Jeff: Nuns?
- Rudy: Yeah. I had to have Jim turn the firehose on them.
- Big Jim: And I knocked them motherfrickers right on they asses, too.”
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:35 pm to Alyosha
The Break Up
Aniston -“ my sisters been through a lot “
Vaughn-“yeah.. of Dick “.
Kills me every time.
Aniston -“ my sisters been through a lot “
Vaughn-“yeah.. of Dick “.
Kills me every time.
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:41 pm to Alyosha
I find “Flirting with Disaster,” the movie where an adopted Ben Stiller seeks his birth parents, to be eminently quotable. There’s dozens of great lines delivered by funny actors, here’s a favorite.
Upon finding the man—a rough trucker—he thinks is his Dad.
“I dropped a lot of baby batter in my day but you’re the first son I’ve ever seen.”
Upon finding the man—a rough trucker—he thinks is his Dad.
“I dropped a lot of baby batter in my day but you’re the first son I’ve ever seen.”
Posted on 6/19/22 at 7:54 pm to Alyosha
Millers Crossing when Bernie breaks into Toms appt, Toms facial expressions to Bernie’s bullshite makes me laugh every time.
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:03 pm to OWLFAN86
That movie is filled with quotes!
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:07 pm to LSUBoo
Fun fact: he improvised that line.
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:35 pm to Alyosha
..actually almost every line in this film
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:45 pm to Goonie02
While funny, I find it funnier that director Paul Verhoeven and one of his assistants, due to being foreigners, didn’t realize exactly what that term meant and kept referring to the two actresses as “bitches” while setting up the scene.
Thankfully for everyone involved, the actresses took it in stride.
Thankfully for everyone involved, the actresses took it in stride.
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:46 pm to BuckyCheese
“I’ve gotten out of Beirut before. I think I can get out of New Jersey.”
“Yeah? Many have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.”
“Yeah? Many have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.”
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:07 pm to RealityTiger
quote:grossly underrated
That movie is filled with quotes!
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:13 pm to teke184
After Inspector Callahan puts a .44 slug in the knee of Scorpio, his partner asks if he needs help. Just the completely dismissive way he gets rid of him, "Go out and get some air, Fatso!" makes me laugh every time. The line is delivered with all the Clint snarl and menace he can muster.
Harry has no time for his partner
*Fatso is played by Robert Mitchum's brother, John.
Harry has no time for his partner
*Fatso is played by Robert Mitchum's brother, John.
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