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re: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - S1 Thread (no book spoilers, please)

Posted on 1/27/26 at 12:40 pm to
Posted by sgallo3
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 12:40 pm to
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House of Dragon has been nothing but painful birth scenes.

Didnt we have Daemon brothal scenes as well as Aemond?
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 12:57 pm to
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but yes would get absolutely wrecked against a real UFC fighter.
well that’s exactly what he’s about to do
Posted by QC Reb
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:07 pm to
I believe he is Lord Medgar Tully. The biting of the fish was pretty funny. Most of the Tullys we have seen to this point have been pretty uptight.
Posted by QC Reb
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:14 pm to
When Duncan goes to the blacksmith to look into getting armor, he is asked "are you jousting or working?". By working he means squiring for a knight, because the job was actually very dangerous and squires themselves were required to don armor although less armor than a knight would need which is why he asked.

Also Dunk replies, "probably a bit of both", which means he is probably aware that Egg will not be able to squire very effectively.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 1:15 pm
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Also Dunk replies, "probably a bit of both", which means he is probably aware that Egg will not be able to squire very effectively.
are you saying Duncan assumes he will need to squire for another knight? What’s that got to do with Egg being able to do it?
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:33 pm to
No. He is saying the Dunk assumes he will have to do a lot of the work squires do for himself because Egg will not be able to physically do it.
Posted by Sterling Archer
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:33 pm to
We saw Egg realize he probably won't be strong enough to pick up a lance
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 1:38 pm to
that does make sense thanks.
since there’s two books after this one I assume both of them have plot armor but that POV footage of the joist scared the shite out of me LOL
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:22 pm to
I'm betting on a pair of big saggys and a 1970s merkin.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 3:13 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:45 pm to
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9 inch schlong


I think you are short a few inches.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:45 pm to
Hairy bush
Posted by Saskwatch
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:45 pm to
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Duncan’s solution to his own place in the world is to go win a tournament, but has he even ever competed in tournament?


It’s not just jousting. They have the melee too which Dunk would fare very well in given his size. He also sold his horse to buy armor which tells you he doesnt plan on jousting. He also doesnt even own a lance, much less multiple.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 2:54 pm to
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It’s not just jousting. They have the melee too which Dunk would fare very well in given his size. He also sold his horse to buy armor which tells you he doesnt plan on jousting. He also doesnt even own a lance, much less multiple.


Three horses. Don’t discount Thunder. He’s old but well seasoned!
Posted by QC Reb
Charlotte
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 4:00 pm to
The horse he sold was his late master Ser Arlan's palfrey, which is a horse that is for riding long distances. They have a gentler gait and are more comfortable to ride but aren't suitable as war horses. The brown horse that him and Ser Arlan traveled with, but you never saw ride is their war horse who is used exclusively for jousting. So Duncan will still plan to joust. As for the lances I'm not positive but since it would be a hindrance to travel with that many lances, I assume that the lord who is hosting the tourney would provide the lances. No one said tourneys were cheap
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 4:08 pm to
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I don’t know. It’s been a while.

The early seasons of GoT, sure - plenty of boobs.
The later seasons of GoT - almost nothing.
House of Dragon has been nothing but painful birth scenes.
And this series has been all dongs and man arse


I'm glad we are talking about the important aspects of this universe. While we are on the topic, can we incorporate a weighted scale? Meaning some random bimbo in the background with her top off doesn't nearly carry the same weight as a main character disrobing. Margery Tyrell>>>than random whore at the tourney.
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 4:42 pm to
Look at the coin he paid the bill with.
Posted by ReedRothchild
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 6:08 pm to
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Duncan’s solution to his own place in the world is to go win a tournament, but has he even ever competed in tournament?
He doesn't have to win the tournament. If he only wins once, he wins another knight's armor and they have to ransom it back.

If he loses after that, he's already up one so he's only back to even, probably better than even seeing as how his opponents' horses and armor are much more expensive than his.
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/27/26 at 6:27 pm to
Forgetting the size for a moment, I'm not sure I've ever seen full frontal urination on screen. At least....you know, on that screen.

Crude for the sake of shock.
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6980 posts
Posted on 1/27/26 at 10:11 pm to
There HAS to be someone in the gaity of the HBO hierarchy that NEEDS to see full frontal dick and male arse. Slipped in a urinating dick, too, for good fetish measure.
They don’t show female labia, so that is discriminatory as frick. That nudity should be balanced.
This post was edited on 1/27/26 at 10:14 pm
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