Bert Macklin FBI

re: MNF: Roll Call - LFG

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 10/5/26 at 3:39 pm to MachoMan

LFG frick Dem Birds!!!

Saints Talk

re: What is one thing your GF/Wife consistently does wrong?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/30/26 at 12:48 pm to LSU Coyote

quote:

My issue with the GF is her inability to fluff the throw pillows on the sofa. I enjoy the order of your home furniture, and she just placed them there without fluffing.

I want the throw pillows to be aligned correctly but also have the energy of being thrown in place.

It has been a constant fight for years.

To be fair, She proabably hates the way you suck her dick.

O-T Lounge

re: A&M Fans: Do you really want to fire Elko?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/30/26 at 10:17 am to Buster83

quote:

I don't think it is time to get rid of Elko yet. Ask me again at the end of the season.

I think in the portal era, coaches that have had success before should be given a little leeway for a bad season. WIth the way teams turnover, a few misses in the portal or a few misses by expecting a current player to progress and they don't can sink you. Look at Jay Johnson. The guy has 2 NCs and last year he missed in the portal and didn't even make the post season. The portal giveth and the portal taketh away. If Elko stacks bad seasons like Norvell, then you fire him but I don't think one bad year should be a death sentence.

re: From a business chat online

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/30/26 at 10:14 am to themunch

I also worry about our depth in the secondary.

re: Hester and Flynn weekly film breakdown just released

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/30/26 at 10:10 am to Tiger_n_ATL

quote:

I tried watching them too, and while pieces of it are interesting, a lot of it gets too tedious and into the weeds. They need to learn how to snazz it up and make it more fast and to the point. Also, the constant winding and rewinding and unwinding the tape back-and-forth is visually very annoying. Just show it once in full, then in slo-mo. rewind it, show it again, and that’s it.

They definitely spend WAY to much time on one play. This breakdown could and should be 25-30 minutes.

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re: Anyone here go to a mega church?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/29/26 at 10:29 am to theliontamer

My In laws used to go to a mega church and the whole thing felt like a scam. From selling concessions, to the hundreds of unpaid volunteers staffing the place, to the cheesy gospel rock concert to start, to the overly positive "nothing is your fault" message. It all felt like a grift.

O-T Lounge

re: What is the status of JT Lindsay and Trey Holly?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/29/26 at 9:01 am to TrueTiger

JT Lindsay plays for Ole Miss

Not sure about Tre Holly. He was at Southern last year.

re: Make Tiger Stadium Great Again!

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/28/26 at 12:36 pm to FriscoTiger

quote:
more than half of the people are sitting down and not screaming.

Sitting or standing makes no difference. Not screaming should be an ejectable offense and put you on a ban list from future games.

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re: Saw an Aggy flight attendant on my flight

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/28/26 at 9:46 am to GeauxLaneTrain

quote:
I asked if they’d fire Elko and he said no way.

I feel like in this era, coaches should be given a little lee way when it comes to having one bad season. If you miss on transfers or if guys you needed to improve don't improve then you get screwed while others got better quickly. Look at Jay Johnson. Dude missed on portal guys last year and we missed the post season. BUT because the portal exists, you have the opportunity to turn it back around quickly. Miss in the portal 2 years in a row and then you have issues.

re: Teams who Deserve to win. Why?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/25/26 at 10:00 am to stitchop

LSU deserves to win because I'll be sad if they don't.

re: At What Point Will You Admit You Were Wrong About Pete Golding?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/22/26 at 1:04 pm to REBEL5 AC

I'll admit I was wrong when he wins without Chambliss.

re: Mothershed replaces Green at TE

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/22/26 at 10:23 am to pitchandcatch27

Only works if he can block as well as Green was blocking. Otherwise you have to replace green by committee.

re: The all in gamble by LSU and the Executive of Louisiana

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/22/26 at 9:45 am to captdalton

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Are the LSU fans here really that much different than the average LSU fan in real life? They don’t seem to be.

Yes. The LSU fans on this board are retards. Not saying the average LSU fan is a genius but the ones that "represent" us on this board are a special breed of dipshits.

re: The all in gamble by LSU and the Executive of Louisiana

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/22/26 at 9:18 am to 03 West CoChamps

quote:
Here is the reason LSU can't let Saturday go

Who are you referring to? The mouth breather fans that post on the SEC rant? Pretty much every LSU fan I know has the attitude of "tough loss, Chambliss was incredible and it was a tough environment. Liked the fight we had to get back in it. Now on to A&M, don't let OM beat you twice."

re: I’m not trying to pile on the kid but cj jimcoily

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/22/26 at 9:15 am to Cd104

The kid better be moved to traditional off ball LBer cuz he cannot play in space.

re: I’m confused about a few things but one stands out that’s not being discussed

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/21/26 at 9:53 am to Adam Banks

I want to say I saw a stat that we only had 2 designed runs in the first 3 drives or something like that. It baffled me because Lane said multiple times that you have to pack you defense and your run game to win on the road and then he didn't script any runs in his initial game script.

re: Should have gotten Josh Hoover or Rocco Becht.

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/20/26 at 10:22 am to Sevendust912

He bails on the play after his first read. The whole advantage of having kiffin and Weis is they call good plays. It’s negated if the QB refuses to run the play.

re: What yall cookin for the game?

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/18/26 at 10:24 pm to Folsomman

Party ribs and pork belly tacos

re: Sam Leavitt comparison

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/18/26 at 9:51 am to Casual

quote:

Year 1 Jayden Daniels

No. Year 1 JD wouldn't throw the ball.

re: Sam Leavitt comparison

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI on 9/18/26 at 9:50 am to KCSunshine

Based on 2 games I'd say Bo Wallace. Not from a playing style POV but from a consistency POV. Sometimes he's electric. Sometimes he leaves you frustrated.