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Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:18 am to NotoriousFSU
quote:Woah no way! I wonder if he’ll take his shirt off in it. I piss my pants when he does that on stage
You baws are really gonna be butt hurt when you find out he’s got a movie coming out literally just about the machine story.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:23 am to BamaCoaster
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Marc Normand (mentioned in his story) went to LSU and worked at Serrano’s mid 2000’s.
Dude is killing it.
I actually find him funny opposed to all the other Rogan-associated acts. His stand up is actually pretty good.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:39 am to Jack Ruby
I've never even heard of him until this thread.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:41 am to Jack Ruby
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Comedian Bert Kreischer spent $125K on SB tix, and doesn't even know where he's sitting
I doubt that highly.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:41 am to SoFla Tideroller
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heard of him until this thread.
You should search for his stuff. Incredibly clever guy.
The Bert hate in this thread is weird. Dude seems to be a normal guy, who partied hard, tells good stories, been married to same chick for awhile, and just living it up.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 10:11 am to Jack Ruby
quote:
the stand up comedian who Vann Wilder was based on)
Say what??? This can’t be true is it?
Posted on 2/11/23 at 11:55 am to Sweep Da Leg
quote:quote:
the stand up comedian who Vann Wilder was based on)
Say what??? This can’t be true is it?
It is true
Posted on 2/11/23 at 11:55 am to lsunatchamp
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Which has got to be on the Mount Rushmore of stand up comedy bits since 2000.
No disrespect to Bert but he doesn’t have a bit on any Mt Rushmore of standup comedy
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:04 pm to Jack Ruby
Bert Kreischer fricking sucks
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
He is intensely unfunny to me, but I bet he’s a nice guy.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:42 pm to BamaCoaster
quote:That queef is the best in the biz right now imo
Marc Normand (mentioned in his story) went to LSU and worked at Serrano’s mid 2000’s. Dude is killing it.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
The Machine story isn’t even funny
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:55 pm to WinnPtiger
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what’s his bit? being a fatty?
He also makes up stories about doing coke
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:31 pm to BamaCoaster
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The Bert hate in this thread is weird
You clearly didn’t watch or don’t currently watch 2Bears1Cave with him and Tom Segura. Every episode it’s Bert talking about how little self control he has over his own lifestyle and mostly his drinking and how it’s probably going to kill him soon. Dude runs like crazy but his entire diet is binge drinking AND binge eating. Watch the clip of Tom count how many drinks Bert had in a normal day. It was like 7-8 double Tito’s and soda, several beers at dinner and then two bottles of wine at night with cigars. Between that and the fact he never lets anyone else talk…yeah…he deserves a lot of the hate he gets.
Yeah he’s living it up, but his kids and his wife have wanted him to stop and he just fricking can’t. And it doesn’t help that Rogan and Segura, two of his better friends, just mine that lack of control for content instead of helping their friend.
This post was edited on 2/11/23 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:37 pm to Jack Ruby
The most unfunny guy… no idea how he’s successful to be honest.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:40 pm to FirstCityDawg
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Not expecting the Bert hate in this thread.
It's the MSB, they hate everything.

Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:44 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
quote:The social media world we live in, where so many get wrapped up in it and have to out do the next person.
It's the MSB, they hate everything.
You can't just say someone or some thing is not your cup of tea. You have to prove to everyone that you hate that some one or some thing more than everyone else
It's definitely weird.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:45 pm to WicKed WayZ
quote:These ar all fair points but I'd ask... Since when do we really care about celebrities drinking or doing drugs?
You clearly didn’t watch or don’t currently watch 2Bears1Cave with him and Tom Segura. Every episode it’s Bert talking about how little self control he has over his own lifestyle and mostly his drinking and how it’s probably going to kill him soon. Dude runs like crazy but his entire diet is binge drinking AND binge eating. Watch the clip of Tom count how many drinks Bert had in a normal day. It was like 7-8 double Tito’s and soda, several beers at dinner and then two bottles of wine at night with cigars. Between that and the fact he never lets anyone else talk…yeah…he deserves a lot of the hate he gets.
Yeah he’s living it up, but his kids and his wife have wanted him to stop and he just fricking can’t. And it doesn’t help that Rogan and Segura, two of his better friends, just mine that lack of control for content instead of helping their friend.
Maybe you always do, and if so, good for you. Just pointing out, that's not something the masses ever seem to use to point to as the reason they hate a celebrity.
Posted on 2/11/23 at 2:11 pm to shel311
That and I've learned that whatever the prevailing opinion is on here, always go the opposite way. 

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