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re: Comedian Bert Kreischer spent $125K on SB tix, and doesn't even know where he's sitting

Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:14 am to
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11292 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:14 am to
You baws are really gonna be butt hurt when you find out he’s got a movie coming out literally just about the machine story.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:18 am to
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You baws are really gonna be butt hurt when you find out he’s got a movie coming out literally just about the machine story.
Woah no way! I wonder if he’ll take his shirt off in it. I piss my pants when he does that on stage
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
25345 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:23 am to
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Marc Normand (mentioned in his story) went to LSU and worked at Serrano’s mid 2000’s.
Dude is killing it.


I actually find him funny opposed to all the other Rogan-associated acts. His stand up is actually pretty good.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35568 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:39 am to
I've never even heard of him until this thread.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12566 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:41 am to
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Comedian Bert Kreischer spent $125K on SB tix, and doesn't even know where he's sitting


I doubt that highly.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
6229 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:41 am to
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heard of him until this thread.


You should search for his stuff. Incredibly clever guy.

The Bert hate in this thread is weird. Dude seems to be a normal guy, who partied hard, tells good stories, been married to same chick for awhile, and just living it up.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
1640 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 10:11 am to
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the stand up comedian who Vann Wilder was based on)


Say what??? This can’t be true is it?
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 11:55 am to
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quote:

the stand up comedian who Vann Wilder was based on)



Say what??? This can’t be true is it?




It is true
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13664 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 11:55 am to
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Which has got to be on the Mount Rushmore of stand up comedy bits since 2000.


No disrespect to Bert but he doesn’t have a bit on any Mt Rushmore of standup comedy
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57861 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:04 pm to
Bert Kreischer fricking sucks
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
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8899 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:37 pm to
He is intensely unfunny to me, but I bet he’s a nice guy.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:42 pm to
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Marc Normand (mentioned in his story) went to LSU and worked at Serrano’s mid 2000’s. Dude is killing it.
That queef is the best in the biz right now imo
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117144 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:54 pm to
The Machine story isn’t even funny
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
38808 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 12:55 pm to
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what’s his bit? being a fatty?


He also makes up stories about doing coke
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
32932 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:31 pm to
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The Bert hate in this thread is weird



You clearly didn’t watch or don’t currently watch 2Bears1Cave with him and Tom Segura. Every episode it’s Bert talking about how little self control he has over his own lifestyle and mostly his drinking and how it’s probably going to kill him soon. Dude runs like crazy but his entire diet is binge drinking AND binge eating. Watch the clip of Tom count how many drinks Bert had in a normal day. It was like 7-8 double Tito’s and soda, several beers at dinner and then two bottles of wine at night with cigars. Between that and the fact he never lets anyone else talk…yeah…he deserves a lot of the hate he gets.


Yeah he’s living it up, but his kids and his wife have wanted him to stop and he just fricking can’t. And it doesn’t help that Rogan and Segura, two of his better friends, just mine that lack of control for content instead of helping their friend.
This post was edited on 2/11/23 at 1:33 pm
Posted by LSUGent
Member since Jun 2011
2742 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:37 pm to
The most unfunny guy… no idea how he’s successful to be honest.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:40 pm to
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Not expecting the Bert hate in this thread.

It's the MSB, they hate everything.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112428 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:44 pm to
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It's the MSB, they hate everything.
The social media world we live in, where so many get wrapped up in it and have to out do the next person.

You can't just say someone or some thing is not your cup of tea. You have to prove to everyone that you hate that some one or some thing more than everyone else

It's definitely weird.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112428 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:45 pm to
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You clearly didn’t watch or don’t currently watch 2Bears1Cave with him and Tom Segura. Every episode it’s Bert talking about how little self control he has over his own lifestyle and mostly his drinking and how it’s probably going to kill him soon. Dude runs like crazy but his entire diet is binge drinking AND binge eating. Watch the clip of Tom count how many drinks Bert had in a normal day. It was like 7-8 double Tito’s and soda, several beers at dinner and then two bottles of wine at night with cigars. Between that and the fact he never lets anyone else talk…yeah…he deserves a lot of the hate he gets.


Yeah he’s living it up, but his kids and his wife have wanted him to stop and he just fricking can’t. And it doesn’t help that Rogan and Segura, two of his better friends, just mine that lack of control for content instead of helping their friend.
These ar all fair points but I'd ask... Since when do we really care about celebrities drinking or doing drugs?

Maybe you always do, and if so, good for you. Just pointing out, that's not something the masses ever seem to use to point to as the reason they hate a celebrity.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 2:11 pm to
That and I've learned that whatever the prevailing opinion is on here, always go the opposite way.
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