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Comedian Bert Kreischer spent $125K on SB tix, and doesn't even know where he's sitting

Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:12 am
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22701 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:12 am
Interview about $125K SB tickets

Kreischer (the stand up comedian who Vann Wilder was based on) apparently bought 6 SB tix for his friends and family and didn't know how much they would be or where he's sitting.

To make matters worse he was also offered free tix just days later by some KC Chiefs O-Linemen who went to see one of his shows this week in Scottsdale, AZ.

Absolute insanity, but damn his interview is priceless.

This post was edited on 2/11/23 at 1:17 am
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52741 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:33 am to
TIGHT
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35424 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 1:43 am to
Well, he blindly hung out with the Russian mob.

I guess that's how The Machine rolls.
Posted by lsunatchamp
Member since Feb 2009
2024 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 3:15 am to
He's made multi millions of dollars by being friends with Joe Rogan (Rogan was the one who told him to tell the machine story on stage). Which has got to be on the Mount Rushmore of stand up comedy bits since 2000.
This post was edited on 2/11/23 at 3:19 am
Posted by cajunduby
C-Bus
Member since Nov 2012
2245 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 4:56 am to
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He's made multi millions of dollars by being friends with Joe Rogan


That's a bit of a reach. Rogan gave him advice, but Bert did the work.
Posted by tigerbank24
Member since May 2015
1201 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 6:11 am to
Brett*
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16302 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 6:12 am to
Well, Bert fricks dogs, so this doesn't surprise me at all. And he stinks!
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
10852 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 6:49 am to
Super Bowl ticket money...wish I had some.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
5251 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 6:56 am to
Marc Normand (mentioned in his story) went to LSU and worked at Serrano’s mid 2000’s.
Dude is killing it.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24332 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 7:28 am to
He also doesn’t know if he will even get those, the super bowl ticket game is a total racket
Posted by Joe Mantegna
knoxville
Member since Oct 2007
9296 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 7:41 am to
Bert Chrysler is fat and not funny.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11656 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 7:48 am to
How is any of this “insanity” ?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23858 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:03 am to
what’s his bit? being a fatty?
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3778 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:05 am to
I have no desire to go to the Superbowl. I enjoy watching it every year.
Posted by FirstCityDawg
Member since May 2017
2487 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:26 am to
Not expecting the Bert hate in this thread. I think he’s hilarious and I’m seeing his standup live this week.
Posted by tigerbank24
Member since May 2015
1201 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:32 am to
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what’s his bit? being a fatty?


Telling the same made up story about Russia for 15 years
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62825 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 8:43 am to
quote:

what’s his bit? being a fatty?


And drinking a lot
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32475 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:00 am to
That dude is so wild and crazy, did you know he enjoys drinking beer?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27642 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:01 am to
Yeah, the guys in the Rogan stand up friend group are hilarious

Shayne Gillis
Kreischer
Tim Dillon
Tom Segura
Ari Shaffir
This post was edited on 2/11/23 at 9:02 am
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 2/11/23 at 9:05 am to
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That dude is so wild and crazy, did you know he enjoys drinking beer?
Dude it’s so epic. I wonder if he’ll tell the machine story again one day.
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