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re: The $700.00 Water Bill

Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7373 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:08 pm to
Jefferson parish hit me for 1400 dollars. It’s just my wife and I in a 3 bedroom by ourselves. Plumber comes out and tells me “you ain’t got a leak and somebody is bullshittint”

Yet we’re still stuck to pay the bill or risk having our water turned off. frick Jefferson Parish’s water department and their politicians who don’t do a damn thing.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31077 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

That’s a lot of high volume spikes in a few months.


That's about it too, they ran a detailed report (data logging report) for 3 months, the only spikes were that short period and all others were normal.

No hose, no pool, no running toilets, no broke flapper

Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2279 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:10 pm to
Friend of mine lived in a sketchy neighborhood in college in a rent house. Woke up one Saturday morning in the summer and heard water running. Checked all over and found nothing until he looked out his front window. Black dude neighbor that resembled Deebo from "Friday" had pulled his 92 Firebird into my buddy's yard and was using his hose to wash his car. My buddy stood there with his coffee in hand and said "Hey! How are you? Can I get you anything? Coffee? Water?" Dude just said "Nah I'm good. Just getting everything cleaned up for Saturday night. Thanks, though!"
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4874 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Genius working at the utilities office says maybe a flapper got stuck on a toilet, he thinks a toilet could run 30,000 gallons of water in four hours


You need to call that dumbass back. I have a 15K gal pool and when I refinished it, it took 36 hours to fill up with hose wide open.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12212 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:11 pm to
Ask them how it would be possible to flow 125 gpm through a 3/8" hose on a toilet fill bowl, and how they were miraculously able to supply 75,000 psi water for a 4 hour period.
This post was edited on 10/6/26 at 1:12 pm
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15831 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I know people are joking about a neighbor’s pool, but Google tells me a garden hose maxes out at about 1k gallons/hr. 30k gallons is a lot of water in four hours


It typically takes 42 to 83 hours (roughly 2 to 3.5 days) to fill a 30,000-gallon pool with a standard garden hose. The exact time depends on your water pressure and hose diameter, which determine the flow rate in gallons per minute (GPM

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31077 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:12 pm to
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I found a leak


A guy from the city came out yesterday and the meter wasn't moving , he also did some leak test and stated I didn't have one.

That's why I can't figure out WTF is going on.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12964 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:15 pm to
What happened for 9/9? That’s a nice spike as well.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20317 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:17 pm to
They are gonna tell you that you have to cover it. It’s gonna be a bitch to finally get the water company to say, oh ok, we can fix that for you.

It’s like in 2016 when people had power completely disconnected to a property and zero power was being used after the flood and people were still getting bills for over $1000 of electricity
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12964 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:18 pm to
Wait. Midnight to 4 am is the spike?

Somethings gotta be wrong with the meter itself.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73196 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:18 pm to
How did you flow $930 of water through a pin hole in a month?

These bills are bullshite. It would take a 3" pipe to do what happened in OPs bill. With yours, think about how long it would take to fill a swimming pool with a pin hole leak. Youd have noticed the ocean of water in your yard.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22138 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

30,000 gallons of water in four hours


It's that new shower head

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41594 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:20 pm to
Is anyone drilling an oil or gas well nearby and hauling in sacks of LCM?
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12212 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:25 pm to
Let’s just assume you have a 1” meter.

125 gpm would be 46 ft/s through the pipe (363 ft/s through your poor little toilet fill line that was “leaking”)

350 psi drop per 100 feet of pipe.

Ask them when they were able to supply that high of water pressure.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2767 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

That's why I can't figure out WTF is going on.


Right now, in a dark cold room somewhere in China, a little Asian computer hacker is laughing his arse off.

"Oh rook, Mr. Torch, he big mad at his waterbill. Gonna cost him a rot of money. HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6220 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I submitted my invoice to the water company and they credited me $875 on my bill. I was quite pleased.


Fwiw, they should. The power to move the water and chemical to treat it don't cost much at all. The cost is in infrastructure and maintenance. If you pipe burst underground and use $1k in water, that's a windfall for them... Assuming you don't get them to credit your bill.
Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2212 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:37 pm to
Probably not the same problem but my sprinklers run on well and house on city. Sprinkler guy messed up and opened city valve/closed well valve. So we watered 3 acres with city water for almost 2 months. After the first month, we thought it was a meter issue b/c they put in a new meter about 6 months before.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7251 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:41 pm to
Looks like you didn't take a shite at all on some of those days. Or shower either
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
17095 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:44 pm to
I'm also in Jefferson Parish and every time I open my water bill my sphincter tightens....The problem with over billing has been going on for over a year and every cycle more people are bitching.. The only comment that I have seen from the water billing department was "we have been under charging people for years".. Sounds like their problem not the people's problem....
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14962 posts
Posted on 10/6/26 at 1:45 pm to
They are hoping that someone doesn't look or has it on autopay. As convenient it is to have autopay, I stopped doing that for utilities in case of a frickup like this.
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