re: Strangest thing you’ve seen someone order (or ordered yourself)

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Dated the same girl

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my ex and i were at this little restaurant in avignon and she kept going on about how good the andouillette was. she ordered us two, i took a sniff, and knew exactly what it was. i'd been in the kitchen enough times while my grandma was cleaning tripe to never forget that horrible smell.

i labored through mine as she wolfed hers down. she asked why I didn't like it, so I asked her what exactly she thought she was eating. when i told her it was pig intestines she looked at me like i'd just killed a puppy.

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scrap trimmings pile

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In a good barbecue place, burnt ends are often the best thing in the house.

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andouillette

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French chitlins??

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Probably 10 years ago or more, wife wanted Subway(Subway is crap FYI) so we both go in.

Guy before us ordered one of those little pizzas. Girl behind counter asked what he wanted on it, he said "tuna". She thought he was kidding. He wasn't. She topped that pizza with tuna, stuck it in the oven for 2 minutes or so.

I had to leave the Subway because the smell was horrific. Wife stayed to order her turkey sub.

Terrible experience.

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haha! What a story, mark.

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I know someone who used to, at McDs, order a cheeseburger, no meat. I witnessed the same reaction from the employee several times. There was usually a slight pause, like they were entering the "minus meat part" and then a "Would you like anything else....Wait! You want a cheeseburger with no meat?......So, just a cheese sandwich?"

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McDonalds has a meal deal that is 2 cheeseburgers with fries and a drink. I prefer those little burgers without the cheese (they don't melt the cheese on the burgers like they do on the breakfast) so when they call it out once its ready, they always say "TWO CHEESEBURGERS NO CHEESE"

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Used to work at Olive Garden many years ago I had a couple ask me if I could microwave the salad for them because they don't like it cold

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Well according to this board everything else their is microwaved.....

I got a friend that likes his burgers with just meat bread and ketchup. No matter what restaurant we are at, if he is ordering a burger it is ordered plain.

When I worked at Pizza Hut back in HS there was a guy who’d order anchovy & pineapple pizzas. Back then I thought it was so nasty, but nowadays I guess I can understand the salty-sweet combo.

Also there were people who’d order their pizza “extra sloppy” — they’d just want the sauce and cheese and toppings thrown on in a big mess

The strangest thing I order, besides rare hamburgers, is Ebi at sushi restaurants. They give you the tail raw, but the head fried. It’s awkward. The damn head is pointy and the eyes are buggy, but you have to eat it. Lately I’ve just been eating the spider portion and leaving the barb and eyes on the plate.