Started By
Message

The Lyrics To The Prince Song 'Sister' Is Pretty Insane

Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:16 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114038 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:16 am
quote:

I was only sixteen but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was thirty-two, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice
My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed to go
A blowjob doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I was only sixteen and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted to turn me out
She took a whip to me until I shout
"Oh, motherfrickers just a motherfricker, can't you understand?"
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street and make me blue
Oh, sister
Oh, sister, oh


Youtube

Look, Prince is one of the greatest musicians of our time. But this song from 1980 is pretty crazy.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:17 am to
You don’t have a hot-arse sister who doesn’t wear underwear?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:17 am to
I remember my first CD player.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10942 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:17 am to
Or he was a sick frick before they were normalized.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:18 am to
Sounds like good family fun!
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150866 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:18 am to
quote:

The Lyrics

quote:

Is

Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11303 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:19 am to
he was controversial yea. No big sister so he made it all up.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:19 am to
wish i'd have heard this song before i fapped to his song "brother"
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43386 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:22 am to
I fail to see the problem here.

Roll Tide.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83400 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:23 am to
Is this:



not handicap accessible?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124549 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:31 am to
They couldn’t even get the dog to play with you after they draped you in bacon.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13957 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Prince had three half-sisters growing up in Sharon, Norrine and Lorna, who were all a result of his father, John L. Nelson’s, first marriage to Vivian Howard. Norrine was born in 1942, which means that she was 32 when Prince was 16, which adds a level of legitimacy to lyrics that, at first listen, sound farcical and written to be deliberately provocative. With the latter, of course, being an extremely probable outcome, it’s likely that The Purple One was merely attempting to discover just how far he can test the boundaries





This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 9:43 am
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17059 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:35 am to
quote:

I was only sixteen but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was thirty-two, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice



Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15365 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:41 am to
From what I've heard, he doesn't have an older sister.

Either someone else wrote the song and gave it to Prince to sing. However I've heard Prince was a stickler for having pure creative control over all his music, so he likely had very people writing for him if any.

He wrote this song from the perspective of a friend or somebody he told him their stories.

Or Prince made it all up in the head because he's just a weird frick.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32121 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:47 am to
quote:

My sister was thirty-two, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear


Oh...so THIS is the song they chant at Alabama Football tailgates.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11340 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:58 am to
Sounds like he learned to drive in her Little Red Corvette.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22273 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:12 am to
And Steely Dan had a Cousin Dupree. It's a song, not an autobiography.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78953 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:12 am to
When America was free people could riff. Everything wasn’t assumed to be literal or an endorsement. And then came The Democrats/Leftism/Intolerance/Conformism/Idiocracy/Cancel Culture/ The Outraged Brigade.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90851 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:07 pm to
Roll tide
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9741 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 12:41 pm to
And was a stout Jehovahs Witness
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram