What would life be like without the internet?

Everyone would be much happier

Probably wouldn’t have shut down the world in 2020.

I likely wouldn’t make as much money as I do now. Since I’m in tech.

I’d probably still be flipping through Eastbay magazines.

I wish a buck was still silver
It was back when the country was strong
Back before Elvis
Before the Vietnam war came along

Before The Beatles and 'Yesterday'
When a man could still work, still would
The best of the free life behind us now
And are the good times really over for good?

Are we rolling down hill
Like a snowball headed for Hell?
With no kind of chance
For the Flag or the Liberty Bell

Wish a Ford and a Chevy
Could still last ten years, like they should
Is the best of the free life behind us now?
Are the good times really over for good?

I wish Coke was still Cola
And a joint was a bad place to be
It was back before Nixon lied to us all on TV

Before microwave ovens
When a girl could still cook and still would
The best of the free life behind us now
Are the good times really over for good?

Are we rolling down hill
Like a snowball headed for Hell?
With no kind of chance
For the Flag or the Liberty Bell

Wish a Ford and a Chevy
Could still last ten years, like they should
Is the best of the free life behind us now?
Are the good times really over for good?

Stop rolling down hill
Like a snowball headed for Hell
Stand up for the Flag
And let's all ring the Liberty Bell

Let's make a Ford and a Chevy
Still last ten years like they should
The best of the free life is still yet to come
The good times ain't over for good

The much better question to ask would be what would life be like if online Social Media never existed.

There would be alot less stupid SJW’s. Social media gives dumb people a method for spreading their stupid, idiotic ideas to all the rest of the stupid and idiotic people on their friends list. It was a lot harder to spread the brainwashing ignorance in the 80’s and 90’s.

Most people just lived in their own world and didn’t give 2 shits about what was happening outside their daily routine.

National Geographic for tribe titties.

The world wouldn't be as stupid as it is. Things would be way more normal than they are.

Better

I lived about the first 26 years of my life with no internet, about the first 30 with no broadband access, about the first 30 without a cellphone, and about the first 35 without using social media.

I could easily go back to having none of them.

The Sears catalog would still have sicky pages.