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The Southern Male Advantage Living in the Inland Northwest
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:18 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:18 am
I moved to Northern Idaho in January and I feel I need to let you guys in on an important secret. I have discovered that the resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort.
This voice leads to an immediate status increase of two to three points on the OT rating scale. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. And its shocking the fish that are interested.
Let me know if you’ve had similar experiences.
This voice leads to an immediate status increase of two to three points on the OT rating scale. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. And its shocking the fish that are interested.
Let me know if you’ve had similar experiences.
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Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:20 am to Vastmind
Northern women like real men from the south.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:21 am to Vastmind
Are they also impressed by your truck nuts?
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:21 am to Vastmind
I can't imagine Idaho packing many OT dime pieces.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:44 am to Vastmind
I worked in Indiana when I was a young man. It was about thirty of us from Louisiana working a turnaround The women were on us every weekend ,the problem was that their 10’s were 5’s back in south Louisiana. I’ve never seen more ugly women then I did up north. Now this was over thirty years ago before Obesity over took the nation. I can only imagine what they look like now
Posted on 6/25/21 at 5:50 am to Vastmind
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I have discovered that the resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:08 am to Vastmind
Yeah, I'm sure every woman up north is falling over themselves looking for dirty, unkempt, backwoods men who's list of upscale restaurants include cracker barrel and Longhorns
This post was edited on 6/25/21 at 6:09 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:13 am to Vastmind
Idaho is baw country.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:14 am to Vastmind
Women love exotic accents.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:42 am to Vastmind
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resonance that the southern male voice creates actually massages the clitori of yankee woman leading to WAP with not much effort
What wut wat!
I get laughed at for my bayou accent here, so I have hope!
Posted on 6/25/21 at 6:47 am to Vastmind
Ew. Not true.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 7:05 am to Vastmind
that area is crawling with military guys with southern accents.Posted on 6/25/21 at 7:09 am to Vastmind
Bingo..
Posted on 6/25/21 at 7:12 am to Vastmind
That was a very complicated way of saying chicks dig your accent.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 7:25 am to Vastmind
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Let me know if you’ve had similar experiences.
My experience is the reverse of yours. I grew up in New York. Moved down south in my late teens and absolutely slayed. Women loved my accent. And I gotta admit, there’s nothing better than a sexy southern belle
I think women are just drawn to “exotic” things. Stuff that’s out of their normal situation. That’s why they love Latino men. That’s why they love British accents. And why some love the BBC
This post was edited on 6/25/21 at 7:26 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 7:26 am to Vastmind
It’s not just the accent, though. It’s the manners and the way we interact with people. I don’t have much of an accent at all.
But I’ll tell you this… when I was younger, many decades ago, anytime I would visit my friends in Philadelphia, my dance card was full. I met more girls and had more dates in two weeks than I did in a year back home.
One time I was in New York… I got into an elevator with a gal and by the time we reached the third floor I had a date set with her later that night. So. Easy up North.
But I’ll tell you this… when I was younger, many decades ago, anytime I would visit my friends in Philadelphia, my dance card was full. I met more girls and had more dates in two weeks than I did in a year back home.
One time I was in New York… I got into an elevator with a gal and by the time we reached the third floor I had a date set with her later that night. So. Easy up North.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 8:06 am to Vastmind
My college roommates and I went to Boston one summer. Our waitress at the first place we ate at immediately asked "woah where are you guys from" when she heard us talk. By the time she was giving us our waters she was inviting us to her friends' 21st and that it would be "wicked fun."
In general, the girls were super flirty with us up there
In general, the girls were super flirty with us up there
This post was edited on 6/25/21 at 8:08 am
Posted on 6/25/21 at 8:28 am to Vastmind
I have found the same. However the Yankee women in my section of the inland northwest aren't much to look at
Posted on 6/25/21 at 9:12 am to Vastmind
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This voice leads to an immediate status increase of two to three points on the OT rating scale. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. And its shocking the fish that are interested.
Interesting. Because the accent will give you problems on the coasts. When I was a teenager, and moved to Southern California briefly, girls gave me no end of grief about sounding like a hick. Which is funny, because I was FROM Cal, and had moved to the South. And native Southerners didn’t think I sounded Southern.
Posted on 6/25/21 at 9:25 am to Vastmind
I’m in Couer d’Alene now for this weekend’s Ironman. I can confirm it’s seemingly less liberal than the west coast. There was a mini trump parade through downtown yesterday.
However, the women seem to love their pink hair and tattoos. I’ll leave it at that.
However, the women seem to love their pink hair and tattoos. I’ll leave it at that.
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