Jorts R Us

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re: Conductor fired for telling passengers “America is the greatest country on the planet"

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 10:50 am to uggabugga

"Hey tourists from around the world, if you don't happen to think the country you are currently visiting is the greatest, you aren't welcome."

-employee of a company that focuses on tourism

Good call.

re: Don't do business with Spain

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 10:21 am to UtahCajun

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Not asking for a friend Any place you recommend?

Depends on where you are but for our friends that frequent the panhandle, Brother Fox in Pensacola has a seafood paella that is titties.

re: 'I wear it on my middle finger': The rise of the defiant divorce ring

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 8:25 am to Shexter

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"hot divorcee summer" - a celebration of liberated glamour and a "don't care energy".

Yeah, my first thought would be with the kids but yaaaas girl.

O-T Lounge

re: Where are the Kash Patel / Dan Bongino Apologies?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 8:21 am to Sp0728

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What are you talking about ?

He's talking at a minority of posters on this board. His whole shtick is that he is a better class of poster and much better informed. He frequently picks on the outliers to strengthen his case. It's quite the spectacle.

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re: Don't do business with Spain

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 8:14 am to theballguy

Don't need to. I can get all the paella I want right here in the gold ol' US of A.

re: Brazil: Parents face jail time for not including gender & sex ed, tolerance & diversity in

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 8:02 am to L.A.

Even the local prosecutor was for acquittal. Sad. Glad they can appeal and that the sentence is suspended for now.

re: SEC media days will be held in Florida for the first time ever....

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 6:13 am to Auburn80

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No SEC schools south of Gainesville. Tampa is closer to Cuba than most SEC schools. Media Days should be in a more central location.

No one wants to be in a landlocked dump this time of year.

re: Match the PT poster with their portrait.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 5:36 am to Jauquismos

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Gainesville is a shithole

I don't live there. Also, comparing a city to a state? :lol: Guess they don't go to lsu to play school.

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re: Billy Napier talks about what went wrong at Florida

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 5:35 am to BebeLudwig7

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You’ll be begging for Billy to come back after a couple of seasons of AAC Sumrall.

Doubtful.

re: The MoU is Officially Done

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/8/26 at 5:30 am to RohanGonzales

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great blind link a-

It's not hard to preview a link without actually clicking it.

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The MoU is Officially Done

Totally didn't see that one coming.

re: Billy Napier talks about what went wrong at Florida

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/7/26 at 9:32 pm to BebeLudwig7

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Florida let him down way more than he let them down

By empowering him to hire a HUGE staff, which he only now realizes he should have leveraged?

Good call, chief.

re: Match the PT poster with their portrait.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/7/26 at 6:46 pm to 56lsu

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wouldn't live in LA/ anymore.

I've never been impressed

re: Florida fans. Favorite coach, Steve Spurrier or Urban Meyer?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/7/26 at 10:17 am to PSS101

Spurrier is a Gator. Meyer was a mercenary.

re: TX bakery too embarrassed & afraid to celebrate the Fourth

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/6/26 at 3:26 pm to uggabugga

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Would be a shame if everyone in the area saw this!

It should be. Unfortunately, roughly half are fine with what she said.

re: Trump posts doctored photo of the Obamas and AFOne with graffiti spray-painted on

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/6/26 at 3:20 pm to jimmy the leg

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It is called a post history.

:lol: except you throw it out at everybody. What a joke

re: The View's Sunny Hostin: "I feel unsafe" if a neighborhood has American flags

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/6/26 at 3:13 pm to SPEEDY

:lol: These people are clowns. People need to stop giving them the time of day until they are forgotten.

re: ESPN in full morality mode that Trump made a phone call

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/6/26 at 11:02 am to Doctor B

Meh. I see them giving equal standing to the different opinions on the matter in their app.

re: Trump posts doctored photo of the Obamas and AFOne with graffiti spray-painted on

Posted by Jorts R Us on 7/6/26 at 10:49 am to jimmy the leg

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How so? Let me guess, you and your trantifa friends are going to hunt me down. Maybe your loverboy can join you since I voted for Trump.

Oh look another baseless accusation. Why would I hunt you down for voting for the same person I voted in for President?

Wait wait wait...let me see if I can guess the phrase that you'll parrot when I pull your drawstring:

"Rawk rawk. Sure you did. Rawk Rawk."

Here's your cracker, Polly. Have yourself a day.