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Our psycho killer with crazy eyes is off and running.


I can't wait for our "we comin" gif. Our guy won't sound like he's got 1,000 corn dogs and cocks lodged in his throat, though.
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We're brown Then u gotta go


There's always one in these threads
I have no idea if Sumrall will work out but i'd say Week 1 was as successful as it could have been.
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Number 1 recruiting class? We will not be...I want top ten, but know Georgia, Texas, OSU will prob beat us most years till we can prove shite on the field.


Yeah, sorry. I was being sarcastic.

re: Maybe not Fire Jon Sumrall?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 11:37 am to
If we aren't #1 in the 2027 recruiting class by June, I'd probably cut bait. /s

Idk. Tough to say. Looking back at the Napier era, we probably should have known right after the 2nd Utah game. I guess I would say by the end of year 2, we should know where this is headed
"Saban loves us! See Bama, he never really wanted you. Your bajillion trophies don't count."

-lsu

re: #GMFG

Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 4:49 am to
I like it. Bring back Gator bait, Coach!

re: Gator board purge

Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/4/25 at 4:48 am to
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Players? This might be more your speed: LINK


lol, that board might as well be the Magic Kingdom if you know what I mean
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This whole cherry picking a non to evade the reality that the other 99% don’t fall exactly in line with this guy is all so tiresome.


What's tiresome is you and your ilk's need to be hyperbolic to make your point. I don't disagree that we need immigration reform. I don't disagree that we need to slow things to a trickle until we get our house in order. I don't need to say stupid shite like "all brown people think like this" to argue why those things are necessary.
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When you have 2000 years of data, you can fire up a paint sprayer.


Yes, it's totally reasonable to believe every brown person hates you. Nothing unreasonable about that position at all. You're very stable.

re: 2026 Football Recruiting

Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/3/25 at 11:54 am to
Very happy that the class is mostly staying intact
Painting with broad brushes is so stupid.
It's going to get ugly in Cameron Indoor

re: Bye bitch

Posted by Jorts R Us on 12/1/25 at 9:47 pm to
Damn. SOS ain't pulling punches.
Was Saban a villain, though? I mean he became one because they won so much but was he considered one when hired at Bama?
I mean, it's the biggest story in the sport right now. It's a big win for them.