Jorts R Us

re: My god, this barren hellscape between the end of basketball and the start of football.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 6:36 pm to AlligatorEnthusiast

LSU's favorite time of year. Well, it was...

re: Gators Spring game observations...

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 5:35 pm to FLTech

quote:
When GT Head Coach couldn't wait for Buster to leave .. you know the guy fricking sucks as an OC

:lol:

re: Lane Kiffin tweets, then deletes, post defending LSU fan. “FAFO”

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 3:00 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!

Oh no. I guess lsu better fire him.

Cmon man

re: 2026 Gator Baseball Season Thread

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 2:41 pm to UFMatt

Up and down is right

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re: Sunday SEC Baseball

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 2:40 pm to Lawyered

Good series, uga. Just kidding. frick you.

re: Gators Spring game observations...

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 11:59 am to Gator Fever

It's probably best to not expect miracles

re: Jab shedding

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 11:43 am to Crimson Wraith

So many plot holes but I guess if you suspend thought it's entertaining

re: SNL opens with DJT and Karoline

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 9:29 am to UPT

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Because you owe me $1,000, and I want my $1,000. Post your Venmo, or have a mod send it to me, and I will send you a request.

UPT is a known Winston alter. I can vouch. Pay the man.

re: SNL opens with DJT and Karoline

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/12/26 at 8:48 am to roadGator

quote:
He owes you $1000

Pay the man. Don't be a bitch because it wasn't Winston that responded.

re: Why does kansas and the big XII suck so bad?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 5:09 pm to Faurot fodder

Im grateful for quality Thursday and Friday night games.

re: Your too soon 2026 takes

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 5:08 pm to Galloglaich

quote:
Texas falls apart this year due to Steve Sarkisian.

What?

re: College Football Hall of Fame - worth a visit?

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 5:07 pm to dirtsandwich

Sure. It's worth visiting once.

re: 2026 Florida Gator Football Season Thread

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 3:22 pm to Gatorbait2008

O&B was rough. Tie game. We're so bad we can't even beat ourselves. Disney Gators rejoice.

-theCAW

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re: Who still stands with POTUS

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 11:27 am to GeauxBurrow312

This thread is an example of why you need parental controls at the nursing home.

re: Top college football coaching gigs

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 9:52 am to tigersbh

I am not an lsu fan but how are they not the best job? The money is there and they have no real competition in state. Even the usual LA poachers are down relatively to past years. LSU is where I'd go to win big.

re: Denzel Aberdeen back to UF

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 9:51 am to SM1010

How likely is it that he granted a waiver? We got a big payday from Kentucky, right? I'm assuming he's coming back for a reasonable sum? Works for me. Not sure he solves our problems in the backcourt but Golden knows what he is doing.

re: It’s unimaginable that people like this actually exist

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 9:47 am to jizzle6609

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We always have videos of people who don’t matter.

We have a lot of lonely folks who live on the internet. This board is their social life.

re: Operation Epic Fury has revealed an undeniable truth about Western Civilization.

Posted by Jorts R Us on 4/11/26 at 9:42 am to the808bass

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Catholics are far more likely to see Evangelicals as a bigger problem than Islamists, than Evangelicals are to see Catholics as a bigger threat than Islamists.

Maybe. But Evangelicals are far more bothered by Catholics than the reverse.