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Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by buzwa
Member since Sep 2006
2482 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

GF is on the rag so no sex for few days


Kids... smh
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67281 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Funny story.
Naw, “sad” is the best description I can come up with to describe both it and you feeling compelled to publicly share it.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15468 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:19 pm to
A grown man gets to pull on his pud whenever he wants, so long as it's not at the dinner table, like my ex brother-in-law liked to do.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Hottest pussy you'll ever get.
try preggers vagina.

feels like she cajun injected it & popped it in the oven to broil.

name of the dish?

that "snappin' pussy"
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29885 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:54 pm to
First : wtf is she angry about?

Second: lay down a damned towel
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12310 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:54 pm to
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says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period


Mine hasn't ever used this excuse. Maybe my gf can talk some sense into her
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47840 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:59 pm to
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Then I make it worse when she is upset and says well I can’t help it we can’t have sex on my period and I respond “your mouth doesn’t bleed too does it?” Trying to be funny but she didn’t think it was funny.


This is very funny. But the burning question is why does she get upset that you tickle pickle to porn hub?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34746 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:01 pm to
Amateur
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20842 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:04 pm to
My GF and me watch pornhub together.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:17 pm to
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Period week is for anal


Or, as Ron White said, "Just because the Tunnel of Love is out of order, doesn't mean the Log Ride is broken."
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
3340 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:17 pm to
I was coming here hoping some 12 year old hacked your phone and locked it.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
754 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:25 pm to
Ehh. Happens to me every now and then. She dont care.
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5222 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Couch it is tonight.


LET IT BE
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:41 pm to
Isn't the range of Bluetoof like 20 feet in open air, much less through at least a bathroom wall and a vehicle's exterior.

I CALL frickING SHENANIGANS!
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
58812 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:44 pm to
Pretty selfish to not even offer a Beej IMO.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.
How would you know? Just because you put girl in your handle doesn't make it true, Walt.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7696 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 8:01 pm to
I dated a chick a few years ago that got mad about me watching porn. Didn’t last too long
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11617 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 8:06 pm to
the only time the wife ever got mad at me for watching porn was when I did it on her school laptop.

I browsed incognito like a genius when she was in class

I accidentally started typing the website name on the regular browser though and was too lazy to retype the link in incognito...so I just copy and pasted the web address.

I forgot to copy something else after and left the bread crumbs to my folly...oh boy was she mad. She was like is this why the computer is slowing down...



Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11586 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 9:24 pm to
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Any real woman would have slapped the shite out of you.



Sometimes you say stuff like this and I can’t tell if you are being ironic or forgot to switch accounts
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17484 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 9:42 pm to
Bruh, for reals, there is zero chance I’m sleeping on the couch for a gf.

Dude, you paid for that bed. She might be mad but frick that. Ultimately, there are other girls out there
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