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One-year-old struck by a vehicle near Florida Blvd

Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:03 am
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17279 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:03 am
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BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - The Baton Rouge Police Department is investigating after a child was reportedly hit by a vehicle in the 12000 block of Florida Blvd. around 3:30 a.m. on Thursday, January 14. According to police, the child is possibly around one year old. The child was transported to a local hospital. At this time, the extent of the injuries are unknown.


3:30 in the morning

1 year old

Florida Blvd

What in the ever living phuck?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:04 am to
3 bans, 5 warnings
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24334 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:05 am to
How in the frick is a 1 year old finding it's way out into a road?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21301 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:06 am to
Biden's America
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11863 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:07 am to
If Obama’s parents had had a son.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30710 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:13 am to
quote:

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BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - The Baton Rouge Police Department is investigating after a child was reportedly hit by a vehicle in the 12000 block of Florida Blvd. around 3:30 a.m. on Thursday, January 14. According to police, the child is possibly around one year old. The child was transported to a local hospital. At this time, the extent of the injuries are unknown.


3:30 in the morning

1 year old

Florida Blvd

What in the ever living phuck?


Lyndon Baines Johnson......
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27483 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:14 am to
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34432 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:15 am to
Can we just rename the street?

Too many crazy people come from there.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119502 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:17 am to
How is that even possible?
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27350 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:19 am to
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:22 am to
And that’s not the part of Florida Blvd by downtown that’s a narrow undivided 4 lane. The 12000 block is between Sherwood and Flannery that’s wide 4 lane with a big median, service roads and big ditches on each side.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:23 am to
Reminds me that old old Dave Chappelle stand up about pulling up to the corner in the ghetto and seeing a baby standing there at 3AM.

Dave rolls down the window: “hey, baby, go home—it’s 3 o’clock in the morning, what the frick you are doing?”

Baby says “I’m sellin weed”

“I had to buy two bags from him just to calm down”
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58956 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:23 am to
Must have been a vehicle broken down for a kid to be in the middle of the road on that stretch of Florida where there are 2 service roads on either side of the road.


Regardless...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41721 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:25 am to
Reputations are 100% earned, never just handed out.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27019 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:26 am to
CPS and DUI

How do you hit a baby at 03:30 am? What else is on the road? Had to be drunk.
Posted by Jamiroqui37
Member since Jan 2021
575 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:34 am to
Why was a baby in the road? Charge the parents
Posted by BigWillieStyle
Member since Dec 2019
1703 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:56 am to
Only possible explanation
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 8:20 am to
I heard this on the news.. My first thought was obviously.. How the hell was a 1 year old out at 3:30AM on Florida Blvd.

Not to make light of it, but it reminds me of this Chappelle bit.

Youtube
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 8:21 am to
Geeez


Love to hear the truthful backstory on this
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3371 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 8:47 am to
Really feel for the person that hit him. What a nightmare.
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