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re: Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'

Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6234 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:07 pm to
9 minutes? Seems legit. Baw was probably shreddin skins to November Rain.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1417 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:08 pm to
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Lawyers of the OT, is it really illegal to rub one out in the privacy of your own car?


Nah!! Remember, in Louisiana your car is an extension of your home!!! Damn sure hope it’s not illegal to do it in my house or I’m on a most wanted list somewhere!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124958 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:09 pm to
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9 minutes? Seems legit. Baw was probably shreddin skins to November Rain.


Naw it was the solo in Moby Dick
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31642 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21287 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:11 pm to
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Lawyers of the OT, is it really illegal to rub one out in the privacy of your own car?



I think it depends how fast you're driving through the school zone.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
26187 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:11 pm to
I'm pretty confident this guy will beat the charge
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10252 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:13 pm to
My family would appreciate privacy during this difficult time. In the meantime, I have set up a Venmo account for my father's defense. Please contribute whatever you can. God Bless. @demshoes
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49117 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:14 pm to
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I'm pretty confident this guy will beat the charge



In all actuality, he probably will get off.

I don't see how you prove indecency with no confirmed exposure.
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6380 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:14 pm to
I've seen better air drummers in the quad.
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8368 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:14 pm to
Pics of the woman he was watching.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:14 pm to
He was Neil Pearting it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124958 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:17 pm to
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In all actuality, he probably will get off. I don't see how you prove indecency with no confirmed exposure.



You see girls, you can learn a lesson here. Always record the old man jerking off to you. Establish eye contact.

That way he can finish and you can blackmail him for money, or you have evidence.

Either way, when Aqualung is drumming, have your camera running
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 3:19 pm
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:18 pm to
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Must've been imitating Def Leppard's drummer

Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:27 pm to
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I remember this guy from an OT thread a few years back for the same thing



He's been doing this since the 80s
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127265 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:28 pm to
General Honore' has not aged well...
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:31 pm to
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That's from 2018

The sheriff's office noted that Cousins has nine previous arrests between 1990 and 2015, all for obscenity.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14523 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:31 pm to
Man gets a all male Jury he should be good
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5149 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49117 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:33 pm to
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Once at the scene, the woman told officers that Cousins was sitting in the driver's seat with the door open, gazing around the lot as he pleasured himself. Deputies noted that the woman could not tell if the suspect was erect due to the size of his genitalia.

Well that's just mean WBRZ
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:34 pm to
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