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re: Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'

Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142434 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm to
did he piss on anyone?





think before you answer, it's important
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65916 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm to

Must have a skinny drumstick
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1062 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm to
It’s a plausible story. I’m buying it.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164339 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left"

The best things in life really are free.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36721 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:46 pm to
This happens every few years it seems. When I was in herget there was a guy who got caught beating it outside miller
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11377 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:46 pm to
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'


Didn’t know MikeLBR was so old
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36445 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

The witness said he couldn't see Cousins genitalia but said he could tell what was happening based on the way he was moving his arm.
Charges don't stick if no one saw dick
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41707 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:46 pm to
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Charges don't stick if no one saw dick

Have an upvote, sir.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:47 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48751 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:47 pm to
This happened to my girlfriend at LSU but off campus. Guy was a little less concealed too.
Posted by BigWillieStyle
Member since Dec 2019
1703 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:48 pm to
Lawyers of the OT, is it really illegal to rub one out in the privacy of your own car?
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1743 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:49 pm to
How many of y'all just tried to play air drums to see if it looked like jerking off? I did...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:50 pm to
I remember this guy from an OT thread a few years back for the same thing
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

How many of y'all just tried to play air drums to see if it looked like jerking off? I did...


I jerked off to see if it looked like playing air drums.



Different strokes I guess
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1931 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:52 pm to
My little brother got caught playing air drums once. My parents took away his computer. Punishment did not fit the crime.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41707 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:52 pm to
I searched for the guy playing a guitar under the bedsheet that looks like he's jerking off by googling "fake jerking off gif".


I don't know why, but I was NOT prepared for the results.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65916 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Lawyers of the OT, is it really illegal to rub one out in the privacy of your own car?


If you have Weathertech I don't see the harm.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16089 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:57 pm to
Hahahaha that’s funny. Still praying for you though!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13957 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:00 pm to
Last name Cousins - Wonder if he's from THAT family in LaCombe?

https://www.nola.com/news/politics/article_14346e44-1831-5812-9832-9fd8c6deeeb1.html
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 3:08 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41707 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Hahahaha that’s funny. Still praying for you though!



If I can't laugh about it I'll cry.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16089 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:03 pm to
I get it Brother. It’s gonna be okay. Know that.
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