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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'

Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:32 pm
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas, Tx
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:32 pm
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i believe him
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm
Posted by bamapoet
North Alabama
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm to
William ?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm to
Stout has really let himself go.
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm to
Must've been imitating Def Leppard's drummer. Love Bites was on the eagle.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:35 pm to
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot
Supposedly R@g did that in a parking lot, watching a chick whose name we're not supposed to post here
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
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Must've been imitating Def Leppard's drummer. 


For some of us its a 2 hand job.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
72 yo... Pretty good to still be catching some thrill out in the wild.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
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he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating


Paging Dr. Jack Kevorkian...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
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Stout has really let himself go.

Looks like General Honore
Posted by LSUJML
BR
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to
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A person walking past said he saw James Cousins, 72, watching a female student from his truck.


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When confronted by investigators on Oct. 1, Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck. Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left" and claimed he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot

I'm sorry, it's yoga pant season and I couldn't help myself.


Edit: I just read the article and noticed this gem:
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When confronted by investigators on Oct. 1, Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck. Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left" and claimed he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.


Wow, just for clarification, that is NOT me.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:38 pm to
:was that wrong:
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:38 pm to
I can feel it CUMING IN THE AIR AT NIGHT,. AWW LAWD!!
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:39 pm to
Looks like Danny Trejo
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to
Can't waste a hard on at 72.
Posted by tigerfan84
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to
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playing 'air drums


He must have been listening to "In the air tonight".
Posted by Billder
Where you live
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5223 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:41 pm to
Besides..maybe he was just remembering last years football season and just spaced out.

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