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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm to NorthTxLSU
Stout has really let himself go.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:33 pm to NorthTxLSU
Must've been imitating Def Leppard's drummer. Love Bites was on the eagle.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:35 pm to NorthTxLSU
quote:Supposedly R@g did that in a parking lot, watching a chick whose name we're not supposed to post here
Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to titmouse
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Must've been imitating Def Leppard's drummer.
For some of us its a 2 hand job.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to NorthTxLSU
72 yo... Pretty good to still be catching some thrill out in the wild.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to NorthTxLSU
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he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating
Paging Dr. Jack Kevorkian...
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Stout has really let himself go.
Looks like General Honore
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to NorthTxLSU
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A person walking past said he saw James Cousins, 72, watching a female student from his truck.
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When confronted by investigators on Oct. 1, Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck. Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left" and claimed he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to NorthTxLSU
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot
I'm sorry, it's yoga pant season and I couldn't help myself.
Edit: I just read the article and noticed this gem:
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When confronted by investigators on Oct. 1, Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck. Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left" and claimed he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.
Wow, just for clarification, that is NOT me.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:38 pm to NorthTxLSU
I can feel it CUMING IN THE AIR AT NIGHT,. AWW LAWD!!
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to TDsngumbo
Can't waste a hard on at 72.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to NorthTxLSU
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playing 'air drums
He must have been listening to "In the air tonight".
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:41 pm to NorthTxLSU
Besides..maybe he was just remembering last years football season and just spaced out.
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