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[quote]One time I was at a urinal when a guy walks up to the one next to me, having a loud conversation with his girlfriend on FaceTime. I had to zip up and use a stall so I'd be out of view.[/quote] Should have shook your dick at her and pissed on his leg!...

[quote]I’ve noticed the gnats are way worse this year too[/quote] Vanilla body spray is a life saver!...

Her Facebook page dog has service dog vest. Think she doesn’t understand the true meaning of that!...

If you sound her name out, it’s BreedingHer!...

Not that I like her, but unless she’s a ventriloquist, a singer with their mouth open isn’t that strange...

I could see Siriani’s little bitch arse not really wanting to hire him because he’d always be looking g over his shoulder. Head Coach in waiting ...

You gotta heat the spoon!...

My kids have waders from them. They wear them for lots of things besides hunting and they’ve held up so far...

[quote]I set it on 90 so my house heats up faster in this cold weather.[/quote] Similar to the faster you drive the better gas mileage you get because not running as long...

[quote]He took cocaine and boner pills, but she drank too much and/or has a headache.[/quote] Are you saying he’s not typing with his thumbs?...