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re: Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:43 pm to LSUTigerFan247
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:43 pm to LSUTigerFan247
From the 2013 arrest:
Guess the blower stopped working.
quote:
Upon questioning Wall, investigators found Wall in possession of a backup blower, but he advised the officers that he had purchased the blower from a coworker and it was not University property.
Guess the blower stopped working.
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:51 pm to NorthTxLSU
How can we accurately assess his guilt without seeing a picture of the gal?
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:57 pm to fallguy_1978
This guy has some issues, no doubt. But like, are we not supposed to "play air drums" in our vehicles? Extension of your home, right? If you catch four red lights in a row, should we not be maximizing our free time? First they came for our phones, now they're coming for our dicks? Fricking Obama! Okay, I can't troll this with a straight face, that guy's a POS.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:12 pm to NorthTxLSU
72? Impressive?
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:21 pm to NorthTxLSU
This dude has multiple arrests for the same thing. He used to be on a cleaning crew my ex-wife hired to clean about 10 years ago. I talked to Hillar Moore after he got popped for one of these and he basically told me that there wasn't anything more they could really do because he hasn't actually assaulted anyone.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:29 pm to andwesway
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This dude has multiple arrests for the same thing. He used to be on a cleaning crew my ex-wife hired to clean about 10 years ago. I talked to Hillar Moore after he got popped for one of these and he basically told me that there wasn't anything more they could really do because he hasn't actually assaulted anyone.
This is gonna sound strange because I’m not defending his behaviour whatsoever...but is it really worth the money it would take to prosecute him and keep a 72 year old man in jail if he isn’t hurting anyone? Just chase him off campus when he comes around, like mama chasing coons off the porch with a broom.
Or even better, make him go to southern and “air drum” and let them beat his arse. Saves money and accomplishes something.
Sometimes we need to get clever with the legal system. Dude already got blasted for having a tiny pecker on the news. Isn’t that punishment enough?
frick, can someone just show him pornhub already
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:35 pm to fr33manator
Can someone give a hand to this man ? Show him some love ? Make him feel special. Maybe he would quit jacking off. He wants attention . He wants to feel young. As long as he doesn’t try to sexually assault a woman, let him do his thing and then ask him to beat it.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:36 pm to NorthTxLSU
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot
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Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:02 pm to HeadSlash
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72? Impressive?
and he plays like Bonham
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:05 pm to NorthTxLSU
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'
Sounds legit
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A man with a history of perverse criminal charges.
Okay, maybe not.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:06 pm to NorthTxLSU
If you don’t see his equip you must acquit
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:08 pm to NorthTxLSU
Reminds me of my favorite BR news story of all time.
Baton Rouge man arrested after allegedly masturbating on counter of Circle K
The Advocate used the phrase “nut on the counter”.
Baton Rouge man arrested after allegedly masturbating on counter of Circle K
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According to a female Circle K employee, Thompson entered the store at 4527 Perkins road and asked her if she wanted him to "nut on the counter," according to an affidavit.
The woman replied no, and advised him to leave or she would contact police. Thompson proceeded to pull down his pants, expose his penis and ejaculate onto the front counter of the business before leaving.
The Advocate used the phrase “nut on the counter”.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:10 pm to NorthTxLSU
Full disclosure.
2008 working nights. Early am class in forestry building.
This sexy black girl at work gave me the worst case of blue balls a man could have and we kept getting interrupted.
Made it to the parking lot before class and decisions had to be made. shite wasn't going away on its own
Put up a sunshade on the dash. Limo tint on the SUV.
It was more a business decision at that point.
2008 working nights. Early am class in forestry building.
This sexy black girl at work gave me the worst case of blue balls a man could have and we kept getting interrupted.
Made it to the parking lot before class and decisions had to be made. shite wasn't going away on its own
Put up a sunshade on the dash. Limo tint on the SUV.
It was more a business decision at that point.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:11 pm to fr33manator
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Just chase him off campus when he comes around, like mama chasing coons off the porch with a broom.
This is what we always did at the public library when we caught men playing with themselves. As long as another patron hadn't complained -- we would just ask them to leave.
Same thing with the couple having sex in the stairwell.
The flasher we could never catch, he always ran pretty fast.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:12 pm to LouisianaLady
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Thompson proceeded to pull down his pants, expose his penis and ejaculate onto the front counter of the business before leaving.
jesus
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:14 pm to GreenRockTiger
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The flasher we could never catch, he always ran pretty fast.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:19 pm to fr33manator
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Different strokes I guess
Different strokes for different folks
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:27 pm to NorthTxLSU
that was pretty much it ... except in and out of book stacks and through the different doors of the fire escape.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:30 pm to fr33manator
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but is it really worth the money it would take to prosecute him
This type of behavior tends to escalate. He certainly hasn't learned an lessons. Needs to be lit up.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 5:31 pm to NorthTxLSU
In college when I worked at JC Penney ... a man ejaculated into my coworker's hair while I was standing next to her --- we were both at the register just waiting for the stupid store to close.
I think we were both traumatized by it for a while.
Then we started calling it JC Penis. It prepped me for my work in the public library though!!!!
I think we were both traumatized by it for a while.
Then we started calling it JC Penis. It prepped me for my work in the public library though!!!!
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