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Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:20 pm
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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.
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Link in case anyone wants to buy one
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:21 pm to SPEEDY
She is a certified loon
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:21 pm to SPEEDY
This is brilliant. 
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:21 pm to SPEEDY
Ew
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:21 pm to SPEEDY
Anyone that orders one should be put in some sex offender watchlist database
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:21 pm to SPEEDY
Does it smell like mango chutney and burnt hair?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:22 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:23 pm to SPEEDY
Smells like Harvey Weinstein's jizz.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:24 pm to SPEEDY
v2.0 “This Smells Like My arse”
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:25 pm to SPEEDY
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A few thoughts.
One, they make “fishy” candles now?”
Two, how does one synthetically generate the scent of her vagina? Does she use the sample candle to orgasm then turn it over to the chemists to capture the scent?
A few thoughts.
One, they make “fishy” candles now?”
Two, how does one synthetically generate the scent of her vagina? Does she use the sample candle to orgasm then turn it over to the chemists to capture the scent?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:25 pm to SPEEDY
She's way too past her prime for this
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:25 pm to SPEEDY
Given her diet, I can tell you it's going to be acidic. Clean. Bright. Like cutting into a fresh donut peach.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:25 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:26 pm to SPEEDY
Who the frick spends $75 on a single candle?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:26 pm to SPEEDY
Does it smell like her vag before or after it's lit on fire?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:27 pm to SPEEDY
Where is the scratch and sniff sample?
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:27 pm to SPEEDY
So is candle wax edible?
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
:ClintEastwoodInGranTorinoDisgustedLook:
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:29 pm to SPEEDY
just ordered one
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:39 pm to SPEEDY
75 dollars for a candle?
I'll just open a can of tuna.
I'll just open a can of tuna.
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