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re: A roach ruined my chance of getting some..
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:13 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:13 pm to PhilnDaBlank
You didn’t burn the whole house down and then take her to a nice hotel... WNHI.
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:16 pm to fallguy_1978
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I'd let the roach watch on my shoulder but the wife is terrified of those damn things.
MFR threesome.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:29 pm to PhilnDaBlank
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Took my date back to her place. Called it a night. :/
Why didn’t you frick her there? How disgusting is your place? If it was enough to not get laid, then look for a new chick and clean your fricking apartment.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:39 pm to PhilnDaBlank
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Last night, everything was looking good, my date was in the mood, we retired to the bedroom to get it on and out of nowhere a fricking roach flew in the bed. Scared the frick out of me and my date, after I killed the damn thing, I couldn't get it back up. Took my date back to her place. Called it a night. :/
Subtle I live in a shithole brag. Thanks man
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:50 pm to PhilnDaBlank
If I am hard, even this won’t shut me down:
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:54 pm to SECdragonmaster
Call Wilson Services. 225-953-8123
You Breed ‘em, We Treat ‘em.....
You Breed ‘em, We Treat ‘em.....
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:54 pm to PhilnDaBlank
So let me get this straight. You stopped the date because your junk stopped working over a roach. Are you sure you’re a man?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 11:02 pm to PhilnDaBlank
So what your saying is you Cock”roach”Blocked? It might be a new one for the Board but it seems you are used to getting blocked for some reason or the other.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 12:20 am to PhilnDaBlank
Clean your roach infested bedroom, shitbird.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 12:49 am to PhilnDaBlank
cock-roach block
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 1:00 am to fallguy_1978
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I'd let the roach watch on my shoulder but the wife is terrified of those damn things.
That or see if it could get the ole lady if ya let it loose in the ole cootchie hole. I bet that Mf'r would tickle.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 1:02 am to PhilnDaBlank
Liar. Lying motherfricker.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 1:05 am to PhilnDaBlank
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I couldn't get it back up.
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holy shite my dude, might want to go get yourself checked out
Posted on 7/16/19 at 2:16 am to PhilnDaBlank
I don't think there is anything that would stop me.
I might not be able to finish...but by God I'm still gonna run the race.
I might not be able to finish...but by God I'm still gonna run the race.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 4:45 am to PhilnDaBlank
So you sent the live, willing girl home, then went out with your Palm-etto?
Posted on 7/16/19 at 5:01 am to PhilnDaBlank
A bug stopped you? You may want to date her brother
Posted on 7/16/19 at 5:02 am to PhilnDaBlank
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PhilnDaBlank
You didn't Philn Anything.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 5:07 am to PhilnDaBlank
I feel you bro. roaches are easily one of the worst creatures on this planet
Posted on 7/16/19 at 5:22 am to PhilnDaBlank
Have a downvote
Posted on 7/16/19 at 5:40 am to MykTide
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How many times have you used the roach trick to get out of hetero sex?
the answer is every time
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