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A roach ruined my chance of getting some..
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:50 pm
Last night, everything was looking good, my date was in the mood, we retired to the bedroom to get it on and out of nowhere a fricking roach flew in the bed. Scared the frick out of me and my date, after I killed the damn thing, I couldn't get it back up. Took my date back to her place. Called it a night. :/
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:51 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Try cutting out the soy.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
No roach would stop me from getting pussy. You’re gay aren’t you?
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:52 pm to PhilnDaBlank
You might want to call terminex.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:53 pm to PhilnDaBlank
How old are you? 30+?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:54 pm to PhilnDaBlank
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Last night, everything was looking good, my date was in the mood, we retired to the bedroom to get it on and out of nowhere a fricking roach flew in the bed. Scared the frick out of me and my date, after I killed the damn thing, I couldn't get it back up. Took my date back to her place. Called it a night. :/
No one says "retired" in this context unless they are over 65 or British.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:56 pm to PhilnDaBlank
How many times have you used the roach trick to get out of hetero sex?
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:56 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Bet you could go home, frick yourself, and still get pussy
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:58 pm to PhilnDaBlank
If all it took was a roach, I’d have never gotten laid in college. My roommates and my house was disgusting.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:59 pm to Rize
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No roach would stop my from getting pussy. You’re gay aren’t you?
I'd let the roach watch on my shoulder but the wife is terrified of those damn things.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:59 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Your great great granddad thinks thats a pussy reason not to complete the deed.
Hell he didnt even have ac and got the deed done.
Hell he didnt even have ac and got the deed done.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 9:59 pm to PhilnDaBlank
When I'm set to get some, nothing is ruining my hard on. I could use my dick to swat that roach if push comes to shove.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:02 pm to Rox
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How old are you? 30+?
Only clicked this thread to see if this reference was in here.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:03 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Missed chance at a threesome
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:03 pm to Rox
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How old are you? 30+?
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:06 pm to PhilnDaBlank
This isn't how I imagined LucasP coming back. Shameful. 
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:08 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:09 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Yeah you gay
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:11 pm to PhilnDaBlank
Cucked by a roach, huh? I’ve seen it a million times.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:11 pm to saint tiger225
I would believe this if the roach flew out of her crotch.
Other wise, BS.
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