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Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:40 pm to Jack Bauer7
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ramen noodles and i spiced it them up with some extra red pepper...I went to microwave it but i forgot to put the water in it...2/3 minutes i destroyed the work microwave.
You laugh, but we didn’t this in jail all the time. It was a crunchy little snack.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:42 pm to whit
quote:I literally have been cracking up laughing for the past several minutes after reading that. I don’t know why I find that so hilarious. Just the fact that it’s inexplainable and random is hilarious.
Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:27 pm to KG6
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she was pregnant last time I saw her, so I asked how her kid was, she got kind of pissed and clammed up". His friend starts blowing up his phone pissed ....they had broken up a while back and she had an abortion
So wait, she was far enough along to be noticeably pregnant and then she had an abortion?? I didn’t think that was legal.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:40 pm to PrimeTime Money
What's post is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:49 pm to nickrolled
7th grade. I was in gym class and started feeling sick. Asked the teacher if I could go to the restroom and she said to wait about 5 minutes. Finally get to go to the locker room restroom and start throwing up. While I’m throwing up, diaharea starts to come out at the same time. I am wearing those orange parachute pants and somehow most of the diaharea stays in my underwear. I don’t have time to take them off and clean up because the rest of the kids are coming to the locker room any minute. So I just clean up what I can, leave most of the shite in my underwear and walk out. To tell the teacher I’m going to the nurse.
Once I get to the office to call my mom, I try and go to the bathroom in there. I start cleaning my underwear in the sink, and as I’m doing this the nurse knocks on the door and asks me to leave the door open because there is a horrendous smell so I have to put them back on. The smell is so bad, they think it is a sewage backup and call plumbers immediately. I’m waiting in the office for like 30 minutes as all the administrators are thinking there is a sewage problem, while really it is just me stinking up the place. They open every window and door possible but of course it’s not going away.
When my mom finally picks me up, we are stopped at a stop sign and I start throwing up again all over the side of the car while the high school bus is dropping kids off at the corner.
Thank god no kids from school ever knew, but I can only imagine what the office and nurses thought when they realized the smell left with me.
Once I get to the office to call my mom, I try and go to the bathroom in there. I start cleaning my underwear in the sink, and as I’m doing this the nurse knocks on the door and asks me to leave the door open because there is a horrendous smell so I have to put them back on. The smell is so bad, they think it is a sewage backup and call plumbers immediately. I’m waiting in the office for like 30 minutes as all the administrators are thinking there is a sewage problem, while really it is just me stinking up the place. They open every window and door possible but of course it’s not going away.
When my mom finally picks me up, we are stopped at a stop sign and I start throwing up again all over the side of the car while the high school bus is dropping kids off at the corner.
Thank god no kids from school ever knew, but I can only imagine what the office and nurses thought when they realized the smell left with me.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:54 pm to Jim Rockford
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let loose an uncontrollable machine gun fart.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:05 pm to nickrolled
My sweet 82 year old granny walked in on me jizzing on my first girlfriend's face when I was 16. I was mortified for weeks and embarrassed to even look at her.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:08 pm to PrimeTime Money
I had to come back to this thread tonight to report it almost got me injured earlier. I was at the gym on the bench press, and heard someone in a conversation nearby say the word embarrassed to his friend, which makes this thread and whit’s crying in front of co-workers post pop in my head. Mid set I start laughing and get that weak from laughter feeling and almost drop the bar on my chest.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:46 pm to ctiger69
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I was 9 years old and at 4H summer camp in Pollock, Louisiana. Every night they would have a big dance
Camp Grant Walker. Know it well. We all had those awkward dance moments there.
In my first year or two, we swam in the creek. Then they got fancy and built a pool. But that dance pavilion was still the same.
Three Times a Lady, Colour My World, and Silly Love Songs were quite popular numbers in my time there,
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:52 pm to nickrolled
at reggies. someone took a picture of me getting a handjob and posted it on the internet.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:54 pm to tzimme4
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Halfway through the movie I ended up spilling beans all over my shirt and yelled out a couple curse words.
This young black boy heard me, looked over my row of seats and yelled out so the entire theater could hear "This n***a eating beans!" and everyone laughed.
oh my fricking god
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:02 pm to Jake88
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My sweet 82 year old granny walked in on me jizzing on my first girlfriend's face when I was 16
No need to be embarrassed. Meemaw knows what time it is.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:03 pm to Twenty 49
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Camp Grant Walker
My dad was a lifeguard there back in the day. He saved a girl from drowning one time.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:03 pm to Carson123987
This thread is incredible
One of the best I've ever read on the OT
One of the best I've ever read on the OT
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:05 pm to NIH
same. ive been reduced to tears several times.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:06 pm to Carson123987
The Whit story is a hall of famer
Beans guy must be the poster child of autism
Beans guy must be the poster child of autism
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:11 pm to tzimme4
I have never laughed so hard. That’s too funny.
I just can’t believe somebody brought fricking beans to a movie theater #true trailer park stories
I just can’t believe somebody brought fricking beans to a movie theater
#true trailer park storiesThis post was edited on 3/23/18 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:14 pm to Ed Osteen
bruh that's awesome. You're such a boss tho 
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:14 pm to NIH
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The Whit story is a hall of famer
yes. it's just so bizarre and unexplainable.
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Beans guy must be the poster child of autism
i just picture a quiet moment halfway through the movie with a loud "frickin BITCH." then the little black kid's voice sending everyone into uproarious laughter
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