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re: How many of you single baws hire a maid to come clean your crib

Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124737 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:04 pm to
I have at times. Always ended up having sex with them.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13354 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:07 pm to
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Yes, her name is Cindy...


Uh oh.......you're a John
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10513 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:19 pm to
SO you have a maid and get paid hourly. Get off the OT
Posted by Foo
Over the Rainbow
Member since Feb 2013
354 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:36 pm to
$75 cash. Once a month. Only issue I had was bleach on my sheets cause it dripped from her cleaning my ceiling fan blades.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 12:51 pm to
Ours is $110 for a once every 4 weeks visit.
Posted by SpicyStacy
stout's fave
Member since Aug 2010
13343 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 1:06 pm to
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Spicy Stacy's cleaning service gets 5 stars from me


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53305 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 1:09 pm to
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Once a week, we don’t have kids and my wife works from home.

Jody keeps her too busy during the day to clean
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
868 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 2:53 pm to
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I have at times. Always ended up having sex with them.


So how does that transition from dusting shelves to sex, do you lay in your bed naked waiting for her to come in and make the bed, or does she come onto you by always bending over slowly to pick things up?

Seriously, I want to make sure I don't miss any signals next time mine comes over.
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7529 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:02 pm to
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Once a week, we don’t have kids and my wife works from home.



That's fricking pathetic
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
22018 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:05 pm to
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We have a maid. Wife is pretty clean, but maid does the deep cleaning.


This. Every two weeks the maids clean, wifey keeps it spotless in between.

Actually, wife cleans the day before they come...which has always blown my mind
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14449 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:05 pm to
I thought that, too. However, someone else is in the workforce making a living.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:08 pm to
My mom used to make me clean my room the day before the maid came when I was a kid. Never understood that move
Posted by SeasonOfSam
SELA
Member since Dec 2014
500 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:55 pm to
$60 every other Thursday for my apartment in NOLA. She's a neighbor and has a key and my Security Code. But I swear she's been drinking my booze!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29601 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 3:55 pm to
She comes every 2 weeks. Love to come home after work to a spotless place .
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7529 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 4:17 pm to
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I thought that, too. However, someone else is in the workforce making a living



He might as well hire somebody to wipe his arse, put his socks on, & brush his teeth for him too
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 4:19 pm to
I had one when I was single. I have one now that I'm married.
Posted by MNCscripper
St. George
Member since Jan 2004
11724 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 5:18 pm to
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But I swear she's been drinking my booze!


The maid my dad used to have would drink a few beers while she cleaned. She would leave a note with cash for the beer.

He had to let her go, she got a DWI (it wasn’t her first) and couldn’t drive for however long.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 2/8/18 at 5:51 pm to
We pay our daughter to do it. We would be giving her money anyway so this way we get something out of the deal. She works as a certified cleaner of crime scene (and meth houses and hoarders houses). So our place which is small should be like a skip in the park.

She enjoys it because she raids our fridge, goes home with goodies and gets our undivided attention all day. She rushed into parenthood and adulthood so I thinks she enjoys coming to our home where she can be a kid again for a bit before she goes back to "adulting" (aka handling everyday life and responsibilities like an adult.)




Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1899 posts
Posted on 2/9/18 at 5:07 pm to
2 1/2 days a week. The half day is mainly doing laundry etc, but I have 2 10yr olds in the place the can really generate some laundry and make a mess
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9540 posts
Posted on 2/9/18 at 5:46 pm to
You all use maidpro or some other service? Looking to get one for the house.
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