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In a beautiful display of the sisterhood of all women, Kristen Bell rips Melania Trump

Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:53 pm
in her opening monologue at last night's SAG Awards.

Proving once again that the women's movement only cares about leftist women. And frankly, I'm not sure they even care about all leftist women.

Keep it up, Lefties. Keep alienating normal Americans. We're looking forward to 2020.

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The 2018 Screen Actors Guild Awards show was full of cracks about President Donald Trump, his wife, and all those nasty conservatives residing in Middle America.

I know what you're thinking: how original and refreshing!

Actress and proud feminist Kristen Bell, who hosted the sanctimonious show, waited a whole nine-seconds before setting up her crack at First Lady Melania Trump's expense.

“There has never been a host for this award show before," Bell said. "Yep, first time, first person, first lady. And I honestly never thought that I would grow up to be the first lady. But you know what? I kind of like it."

Then came the Melania jab: “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”

In October, Mrs. Trump announced that she'd be fighting to stop bullying in schools. "I think it's important that we choose kindness and compassion," she said during a visit to a Detroit middle school.

The Left immediately pounced on her cause, calling out President Trump for "bullying" his opponents, though Trump himself would surely argue he's merely counter-punching his attackers.

Either way, the joke is tired, over-used, and lazy.

Bell continued to hit the Right during the painfully predictable monologue.

For example, she referred to "The Handmaid's Tale" as a "documentary," which is totally hilarious because that's only been done about 6,000 times.

She also took a swipe at the Tea Party, the movement full of those nasty conservatives who asked for the government to butt out of their lives and cleaned up their own trash at protests. "The cast from 'Get Out' is here, you guys, serving as a walking reminder that if you say 'yes' to the Tea Party, you're immediately on your way to 'The Sunken Place.'"


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Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41768 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:55 pm to
Just like Conservative black people aren't real black people, non-leftist women aren't real women, or they are such feeble victims that they can't help who they are.

Just another problem with identity politics.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:56 pm to
Nobody watched that crap
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40480 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:58 pm to
She hasn't been relevant his Veronica Mars and that was over 10 years ago.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20448 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:59 pm to
Please use Hollywood as your spokespeople Dems.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
Such bravery.

Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22776 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

“I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”


That's pretty tame considering her peers.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61331 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Actress and proud feminist Kristen Bell, who hosted the sanctimonious show, waited a whole nine-seconds before setting up her crack at First Lady Melania Trump's expense.

“There has never been a host for this award show before," Bell said. "Yep, first time, first person, first lady. And I honestly never thought that I would grow up to be the first lady. But you know what? I kind of like it."

Then came the Melania jab: “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.”

Melania's "crime" is that she said she would devote her time to trying to stop cyberbullying, but after one year cyberbullying still exists. Therefore Melania must be attacked, belittled, and humiliated.

Feel the love emanating from the sisterhood.

#marchforhate
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96435 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:05 pm to
No cracks about how Get Out got categorized as a comedy by the Golden Globes?

I guess she missed out on “recycled joke bingo”.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79357 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:06 pm to
I really wish I gave even one single flying f*ck what an ultra leftist had to say.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
that's it?

why do people look to get offended about every little thing these days?

Posted by TigerB8
End Communism
Member since Oct 2003
9365 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:13 pm to
she needs a good back hand smack to knock sense into her and to set that lazy eye straight again.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89618 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:19 pm to
I'm not 100% sure who this girl is other than Dax Shepard's baby mama and the voice of that annoying cartoon Disney princess.

I suspect she's legitimately crazy.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:21 pm to
To be fair...was this part of a "comic" opening?


I mean, I've seen "mean" shots during these things before. There were delivered with an attempt to be funny. Some land and others fall flat.


I don't see this as being all that terrible.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77390 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:43 pm to
liberals and prog filth have ruined all award shows...use to be nice to watch these shows and relax and see who would take home the trophy for their category but no, it had to be ruined by liberals and prog filth with their inability to just go to the mic and thank everyone for the award and go take their damn seat...
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80459 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:15 pm to
Does anyone of substance really care what the Film Actors Guild has to say?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53120 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:27 pm to
Is the SAG awards for old washed up not hot anymore chicks like Kristen Bell?
Posted by Geauxst Writer
Atlanta
Member since Dec 2015
4960 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Then came the Melania jab: “I think my first initiative as first lady will be cyberbullying, because I have yet to see any progress made on that problem quite yet.” In October, Mrs. Trump announced that she'd be fighting to stop bullying in schools. "I think it's important that we choose kindness and compassion


C'mon guys. I am against criticizing First Ladies or First Children (under 18 years old), but don't you think it is radically weird that Melania chose bullying to be her pet project when her husband is the all-time record holder past and present of vicious bullying from the presidential pulpit. Melania should have picked another pet, because she has ZERO cred on this one.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124186 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Kristen Bell rips Melania
Melania seems like a genuinely good person. Pretty clearly does not seek the limelight. Certainly that's the perception most Americans will have.

Attacking her comes off little better than attacking her son. For Melania's sake, I'd like for them to stop.

From a Machiavellian political standpoint though, the longer the Melania attacks continue, the more damage they will inflict to Hollywood and Prog air-heads.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48498 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 8:21 pm to
Kristen Bell can suck my balls.
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