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Men, would you rather be 7’3” right now, or 5’5”?

Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2192 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:25 pm
Not a lot of positives I can see to either.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16195 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:27 pm to
I'm short af and have never had any issues. I guess if you have nothing else going for you or no personality the height would be the way to go.
Posted by Miglez
Member since Jan 2018
653 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:27 pm to
7'3" for sure. Generational money to be made in the NBA right now.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5791 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
quote:


Not a lot of positives I can see to either.



Says the guy who has zero athletic ability. The rest of us WISH we were 7' tall//
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26214 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
7-3. All day

5-5 would suck

Try this question again for something like: 5-8 or 7-3

That starts getting a bit harder to answer
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 5:29 pm
Posted by AURulz1
Member since May 2022
563 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
7'3" and banging dance team girls at my NBA games.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
8350 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
Definitely 7’3”. I’m tall and I love it. Get the sads for short people.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15227 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:28 pm to
7'3" is going to cause a lot of problems: doorways, beds, getting into cars, etc.

5'5", not so much.
Posted by GeauxldMember
Member since Nov 2003
5620 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

7'3" is going to cause a lot of problems: doorways, beds, getting into cars, etc.


I have a buddy who’s 6’10”. I’ve seen that dude run into so many door frames…

Also, people over 7’ tall have significantly shorter lifespans on average. frick it, though. Give me that NBA money!
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5092 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:30 pm to
7'3" is statistically likely to die younger than 5'5" so at my age now I'd rather be 5'5" and have more time with my family.
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2192 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:31 pm to
Well right now I’m too old to play in the NBA, so being 7’3” wouldn’t do me much good.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16927 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:35 pm to
I'm 5'5" and don't have many problems other than needing a step ladder to get to the top shelf in the kitchen.
Posted by Shreve Perry
Member since Jan 2026
574 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:35 pm to
I don't think many want to choose 5'5", Haitian/Nova Scotian Cajun French. I could be wrong, though.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28476 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:35 pm to
7'3 is only good for a few years. Give me 5'5.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5053 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:37 pm to
How about 5’ 5” with a big dick or 7’3” with a tiny one?



Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2587 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:37 pm to
6’6” here. 9 inches taller? No thanks.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58732 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

7'3" for sure. Generational money to be made in the NBA right now.

Yeah but if you were 5’5 you could work at H&R Block and make fun of people for being fat on here
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31095 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:44 pm to
7'3" if I get to keep my looks and athleticism. NBA dollars.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31095 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

How about 5’ 5” with a big dick or 7’3” with a tiny one?




5'5" for sure. I'm 5'8", maybe 5'7" now. Having a dong is the great equalizer.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40137 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:48 pm to
If I was 5'-5" would I have to be a coonass?
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