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re: Men, would you rather be 7’3” right now, or 5’5”?

Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by lsufan1971
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 5:48 pm to
Can I be 5’5” and get the dick of a 7’3” dude?
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2966 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:16 pm to
No way you’re shorter than me

I’d hate to be 7’3”, sounds miserable actually. Always trying to cram in vehicles, head hitting the ceiling fan, ducking under branches.

Nope, I’m good be short
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:17 pm to
Man it’s nice to be above 6 feet but not retard tall
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:23 pm to
7’3”

Shorter life span to allow less time under our AI overlords
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:24 pm to
Am I athletic and good at basketball?
No?
I'd be 5'5" 100% of the times I'm given the choice. Just going through life that tall for no good reason would be an absolute pain in the arse.

Seriously, go watch some of those "Big guy tries to do......" videos. Just a routine flight is torture. Nothing is made for you at that size.
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 6:26 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:28 pm to
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"Big guy tries to do......" videos

How big is the chick
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:30 pm to
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I have a buddy who’s 6’10”. I’ve seen that dude run into so many door frames…


Your buddy is not very bright. I’m 6’7” & I duck going through every door I go through. It didn’t take many headaches to learn that lesson.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:32 pm to
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I'm short af

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:32 pm to
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Can I be 5’5” and get the dick of a 7’3” dude?


Sure.. if you’re both gay.
Posted by Spankum
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:34 pm to
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Men, would you rather be 7’3” right now, or 5’5”



I’m pretty damn short, but I’d choose 5’5” 100% of the time. Every guy over 6’6” or so that I know seems to hate being that tall. The world is not made for tall people…they are always uncomfortable.
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 8:50 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:35 pm to
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7'3 is only good for a few years


7’3” makes those years fun though. You could go through women like a racehorse… and everyone knows who you are. Being 5’5” would at best make you another face in the crowd and at worst have you pitied and confused for having special needs
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 6:38 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:54 pm to
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How about 5’ 5” with a big dick


If this is the case, it’s not like anyone is finding out
Posted by Loup
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Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:56 pm to
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No way you’re shorter than me



I'm shorter than a lot of folks so maybe. 5'6" here.

quote:

Always trying to cram in vehicles, head hitting the ceiling fan, ducking under branches.


I hunt with a few taller guys and they can't keep up in the brush. Short people are the future. We travel better, require fewer calories, have bigger brains, plus girls think an average hog is massive when you're short
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
197103 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 6:59 pm to
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I'd rather be 5'5" and have more time with my family.
what kind of woman marries a dwarf?

Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2966 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:03 pm to
lol, I’m shorter
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15983 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:04 pm to
No way, I love to travel. Give me 5'5.
Posted by ummagumma
Member since Aug 2012
369 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:07 pm to
7’3 is not really a “good tall” and 5’5” isn’t as bad as you think, although it’s about the floor of reasonable.

The benefits of being tall start maxing out at 6’3” or so before it becomes a rather awkward ugliness after that. Most 5’5” people are just generally better looking and more attractive than the majority of people pushing 7 foot.

Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4877 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:07 pm to
Being 7”3 and at a normal BMI would allow you to easily walk on to any D1 basketball program without any highlights. Easy choice for me
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 7:08 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109865 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:07 pm to
This is the OT, everyone is 7’3” tall with a 5’5” dick.
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4456 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 7:09 pm to
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I’m pretty damn short, but I’d choose 5’5” 100% of the time. Ever guy over 6’6” or so thst I know seems to hate being that tall


This ^^^^

I'm only 6'5" and its not as great as people make it out to be. I have to try on cars (most dont fit). Airplanes suck. Beds are too short. Ive split my head open on a house boat door frame. Bicylces are too small, motorcycles are too small, shoes are hard to find, pants and shirts are hard to find.

Ya, give me 5'5" over 7'3". Zero doubt.
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