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New Olympic trend - Penis enlargement injections to make ski jumpers go further
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:00 am
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:00 am
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One study in the scientific journal Frontiers found that every 2cm in suit size circumference reduced drag by 4% and increased lift by 5%. It said that a 2cm change in the suits was equivalent to an extra 5.8 metres in jump length. However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete.
The newspaper quoted a doctor, Kamran Karim, who said: “It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid. Such an injection is not medically indicated and is associated with risks.”
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/05/penis-injection-doping-claims-in-winter-olympics-ski-jumping-investigated-by-wada
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:06 am to Shexter
I guess that's why I am so bad at ski jumping
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:14 am to Shexter
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temporarily bigger
Damn, they almost got me.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:30 am to Shexter
If African countries ever get into Winter sports they will shatter every ski jump record.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:03 am to Shexter
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It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid

Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:06 am to Shexter
My Olympic dreams are shattered 
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:18 am to Shexter
quote:ISWYDT
educed drag by 4% and increased lift
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:21 am to Shexter
Is it bad that the only thing I took from this article was that someone finally used "looser" in the correct context?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:21 am to Shexter
Reminds me of residency and seeing terribly infected dongs after people tried this at home...
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:33 am to Shexter
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Injecting acid into penis
Sounds like something that was done during a party at the Playboy Mansion in the 80’s
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:45 am to Shexter
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penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid
:wtf: Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:48 am to Shexter
Looks like our baw from the summer games choose the wrong sport (and season) to compete in...

Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:48 am to Shexter
Babe I just want to be clear I only want a bigger dick so I can ski further . That’s it. Promise
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:51 am to Shexter
When the wind chill sucks their penis into an innie. The agony of retreat


Posted on 2/5/26 at 12:49 pm to Shexter
Would helium injections work better?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 12:57 pm to Shexter
They don’t have access to cucumbers?
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:15 pm to Shexter
Ron Burgundy is changing careers
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:11 pm to Shexter
From another article:

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Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimeters.
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Hyularonic acid injected into the penis can last up to 18 months.

Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:20 pm to Shexter
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New Olympic trend - Penis enlargement injections
This would not work out well for the 4-man bobsled.
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