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re: New Olympic trend - Penis enlargement injections to make ski jumpers go further

Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14147 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:54 pm to
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Reminds me of residency and seeing terribly infected dongs after people tried this at home...

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Wiener

Name almost checks out
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73500 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:09 pm to
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Reminds me of residency and seeing terribly infected dongs after people tried this at home...


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139148 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:26 pm to
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visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin

Dude’s unit is like a candle in the wind
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4329 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:26 pm to
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It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting hyaluronic acid.



Now planning to ask the hot hippie chicks if they want to drop some acid.



Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122458 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:30 pm to
I wouldn't need to enlarge mine.. Its already there.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5468 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:31 pm to
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They don’t have access to cucumbers?


Cucumbers won’t fool the body scanner.
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2624 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:55 pm to
Lake Flacid
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4192 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 11:46 pm to
18 months you say?

Hello incognito mode for this search....
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14083 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 12:06 am to
You would think it’s too much drag
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 7:25 am
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41610 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 6:38 am to
Jamaica has a ski jump team!
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3755 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 8:23 am to
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Lake Flacid


Soft_Parade. Name checks out.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26207 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 8:25 am to
For a while, doctors would inject fat into a penis to make it fatter. Over time (and not a long time), the fat would move around and forms lumps of fat all over the penis. So, you were thicker, but no women would want your lumpy, disgusting chode in her.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3665 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 4:20 pm to
Has anyone on the OT tried this yet?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
81977 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 4:33 pm to
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to make ski jumpers go furtherby


Sure, Jan
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
3065 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 6:51 pm to
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to make their measurements temporarily bigger
Just get measured with a boner....

or ski jump with a boner


edit: add some ski jump fluffer chicks to this sport


This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16904 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 7:18 pm to
Maybe Michelle Obama should try out for the Winter Olympics.
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