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New Olympic trend - Penis enlargement injections to make ski jumpers go further

Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:00 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19712 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:00 am
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One study in the scientific journal Frontiers found that every 2cm in suit size circumference reduced drag by 4% and increased lift by 5%. It said that a 2cm change in the suits was equivalent to an extra 5.8 metres in jump length. However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete.

The newspaper quoted a doctor, Kamran Karim, who said: “It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid. Such an injection is not medically indicated and is associated with risks.”


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/05/penis-injection-doping-claims-in-winter-olympics-ski-jumping-investigated-by-wada





Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128614 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:06 am to
I guess that's why I am so bad at ski jumping
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10246 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:14 am to
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temporarily bigger


Damn, they almost got me.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
11391 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:30 am to
If African countries ever get into Winter sports they will shatter every ski jump record.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11677 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:03 am to
quote:

It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid


Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80126 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:06 am to
My Olympic dreams are shattered
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4371 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:18 am to
quote:

educed drag by 4% and increased lift
ISWYDT
Posted by PrezCock
Florida
Member since Sep 2019
890 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:21 am to
Is it bad that the only thing I took from this article was that someone finally used "looser" in the correct context?
Posted by Wiener
Member since Apr 2019
110 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:21 am to
Reminds me of residency and seeing terribly infected dongs after people tried this at home...
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
87710 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:33 am to
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Injecting acid into penis


Sounds like something that was done during a party at the Playboy Mansion in the 80’s
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
37215 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:45 am to
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penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid



:wtf:
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
47142 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:48 am to
Looks like our baw from the summer games choose the wrong sport (and season) to compete in...


Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37797 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:48 am to
Babe I just want to be clear I only want a bigger dick so I can ski further . That’s it. Promise
Posted by Shreve Perry
Member since Jan 2026
326 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:51 am to
When the wind chill sucks their penis into an innie. The agony of retreat

Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
3094 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 12:49 pm to
Would helium injections work better?
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9824 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 12:57 pm to
They don’t have access to cucumbers?
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1303 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 1:15 pm to
Ron Burgundy is changing careers



Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19712 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 3:11 pm to
From another article:

quote:

Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimeters.


quote:

Hyularonic acid injected into the penis can last up to 18 months.


Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4268 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

New Olympic trend - Penis enlargement injections

This would not work out well for the 4-man bobsled.
Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
1147 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:23 pm to
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