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World's Oldest Profession

Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:07 am
Posted by Harahan Boy
Harahan LA
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:07 am
Prostitution is the world's oldest profession.
Mortician is the world's second oldest profession.
What is the world's third oldest profession?
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
22149 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:13 am to
farmer?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60432 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Prostitution is the world's oldest profession.

It would be slavery if that was a profession.
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2631 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:14 am to
Cleaning Lady
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24402 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:15 am to
quote:

farmer?


a hunter, farmer, stonesmith for making weapons/tools
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9927 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:15 am to
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Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:16 am to
Land Man
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44502 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:16 am to
Pimp
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39831 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:18 am to
Candlestick maker
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55661 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:18 am to
If I had to guess, I would say slave trading
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
21169 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:19 am to
I'm pretty sure that hunter is actually the world's oldest profession.
Posted by 03 West CoChamps
Member since Sep 2024
168 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:20 am to
Soldier/warrior

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Posted by hawgfaninc
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Member since Nov 2011
49614 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:23 am to
Surveyor
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4416 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:27 am to
Pimp
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
12419 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:28 am to
Begging? Someone had to ask for it.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39902 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

farmer?


Hunter/gatherer
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
3086 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:30 am to
According to Google

quote:

The phrase "the world's oldest profession" gained prominence in the late 19th century, specifically associated with the practice of prostitution. While it's a widely used expression, its origin can be traced back to Rudyard Kipling's 1888 short story, "On the City Wall," according to Wikipedia. In the story, Kipling describes a character, Lalun, as a "member of the most ancient profession in the world." This phrase, while potentially referencing prostitution, was not explicitly used in that way in the original context.
The phrase quickly gained traction and became widely used in the early 20th century, especially in discussions about prostitution, particularly in the United States. It was often used to justify or downplay the practice, suggesting it was a natural and unavoidable part of human existence. The phrase has persisted, even though it's been debated whether prostitution is truly the oldest profession. Some argue that professions like agriculture, hunting, or herding likely existed before prostitution.
In essence, the phrase "the world's oldest profession" is a cultural shorthand for prostitution, rooted in Kipling's story but popularized through its use in debates about the practice.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17540 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:38 am to
quote:


Prostitution is the world's oldest profession.
cradle / sex
quote:

Mortician is the world's second oldest profession.
grave / death

therefore, what comes in between? Answer is:

tax collector
This post was edited on 5/7/25 at 9:39 am
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2157 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:40 am to
Plant Operator
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172265 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:40 am to
apple picking
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