re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Pinky left hand 6th grade. Came flying down a dirt hill on my bike and a telephone pole was laying across the path. Went right and hit a curb and went flying. Front tire was done so I had to push my bike home with a broken, crooked finger.

Baby to area on left foot 25 y/o. Got out of bed and took a step. Felt cat under my right foot so it through me off balance. Caught my left foot on the tv cabinet in the bedroom. Had to wear a boot and cruches for a few months.

Broken rib. 42 y/o. Joking around I grabbed my teenage son from behind. He bent forward, lifting me up off my feet, cracking my rib.

right arm- fell out of a tree. (The birth of my nickname "stuntman")

right fibula (also dislocated my ankle)- Basketball. Landing wrong on a guy's foot after trying to block a shot.

Left collar bone- Running full speed, then tripping. Happened in '98. I didn't even know it was a broken collar bone until like 3 years ago when I had to get xrays on my shoulder.

Boxer's fracture right hand; Sparring. Went for a body shot and instead got a knuckle full of bony hip.

Left wrist-7th grade. Tug of war anchor, once we won, my team let go and the other team continued to drag me 20 yards straight under the 250 lb PE coach.

Ankle- 11th grade. Playing noseguard, got hit low going after the QB. Thought the meniscus and LCL tear was the big prob. Doc picked my leg up then told me don’t look down.

Multiple hand, finger, knuckle breaks & fractures- 10 ft tall and bullet proof from 16-21 yrs old. The dislocated hand actually hurt the worst. Apparently I can’t break it again or I may lose it

Shattered hip and left foot-26 yrs, auto accident. 16 year old who had her license for 12 days failed to yield on left at a green light while the wife was driving my drunk arse home from a concert we had attended. Could’ve turned left on a kidless night and got some booty, but it was only 1230 and I said we HAD to go straight to hit up the local watering hole for a Halloween party. Doc said if I wouldn’t have been as large as I am, and sober, I probably would’ve died.

I'm late but I'll play.

9 bones in right foot - skim boarding on a slip slide
Bone in my wrist/hand - fell off the back of a moving car
2 metacarpals - punching something
Jaw - baseball
Cheek bone - baseball
3 Ribs - car accident
2 toes on right foot - stepped on by horse
Big toe on left foot - dropped a landscape brick

ETA: I've also had a bone removed. An os trigonum, it is an extra bone not everyone has between the heel and the achilles tendon. Mine was rubbing and fraying the tendon.

A single toe bone in the second toe of my left foot a couple of months before Katrina.

I thought about making a movie about it but the best title was already taken so I didn’t.

It did not slow me down.

kicked in the shin playing soccer fractured tibia,
Multiple ribs from coughing or falling
crushed left index finger from forklift

No offense, but it doesn’t sound like you’re very good at riding motorcycles.

Not a ton, but I've had stitches more times than I can remember. Left collarbone when I was about 5 or 6. Dislocated a pinky toe, broken/jammed fingers a few times, and took a basketball to the nose in high school. Ended up needing surgery later to repair a deviated septum.

right wrist - fell off monkey bars or something like that at ~5yo

left wrist- jumped off a bail of hay and fell backwards onto my wrist at ~8yo

right wrist- fell backwards in a basketball game and braced my fall and broke it again at ~11 yo

jaw- was in a car accident at ~22 yo

cheek bone- actually when getting scanned for the jaw break, they noticed my face was full of healed fractures on my right cheek. Got hit in the face with a baseball in high school. Never looked into it. Hurt like hell, but I never even stopped playing. Didn't really bruise much or swell. Apparently it broke my face.