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re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:54 am to
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3524 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 8:54 am to
Broke middle finger, pony league baseball, brush back pitch got me. Coach told me it was not broken. When I got home told mom I broke my finger . She told me it was not broken.

Broke nose, baseball. Stepped back on two inside pitches, coach called time out and told me I was out of the game if I stepped out again. Next pitch I stopped with my nose. Did not step out.

30 years later, Church league softball broke ring finger. Doctor who read xray asked when I broke middle finger. I said I told momma it was broken.
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
563 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 9:04 am to
Hairline fracture in my right cheek - Rugby
Broken nose x 3 (Bouncing in Tigerland during college, rugby, hockey)
Broken left pinky - Football, got it caught in a facemask
Broken ribs x 2 - Rugby, snowboarding
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16460 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 9:13 am to
Couple of fingers playing basketball over the years
2 Ribs crashed on dirt bike
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
592 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 9:23 am to
Clavicle - motorcycle
Left foot - motorcycle
Right foot twice - motorcycle
Jaw - motorcycle
Ribs - motorcycle
Ribs - mule crash
Tons of soft tissue damage - motorcycle
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17551 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 9:30 am to
Three ribs and nose - car wreck
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
281 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 10:18 am to
Right arm at age 10 - wrestling with my brother.

Broken jaw at age 10 - Brother was pulling me around on a sled tied behind a snowmobile. Swung me wide going around a corner and slammed me into a cement barn wall.

Right foot at age 17 - snuck into a ski hill at night to go sledding. Was drunk, ran into a tree.

First three toes on right foot at age 45 - At a water park going down a water slide and a dumbass kid was trying to climb up the wrong way. Plowed into him, he had a broken collarbone.

Right ankle, both bones, plates and screws inserted at age 48 - Cutting a tree down and it landed on me.

Too many broken pinky toes and hairline fractures in fingers to count.
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1060 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:30 am to
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No offense, but it doesn’t sound like you’re very good at riding motorcycles.


Racing motocross is a hell of a sport and takes it toll on your body. That said, I had more balls than skill on the bike for sure. Most of that damage is from 2 wrecks 20 years apart. At the age of 20, I had a bad one that landed me in the hospital with broken ribs, collar bone, concussion, separated shoulder, post labrum tear, 2nd degree burns, and collapsed lung.
I went over the handle bars and bike landed on me off of a 75-80ft jump.

Then I had another one at the age of 40 that wasn't a hard fall at all for me. Ended up with 7 broken ribs, collapsed lung, and kidney bleeding. That was the most pain I've ever been in and I still cant wrap my head around how it did that much damage.
Oh yeah, I'v got a bulging disc in my back now from that wreck too. I don't know if the wreck caused it, or aggravated it enough for me to suddenly feel it.

I haven't been on a bike in nearly 2 years now, but I'm itching to ride again. I'll take one of my kids bikes and do some trail riding soon.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8196 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:34 am to
Broke my nose once. It ran into a fist.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3665 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:45 am to
Dick bone - Your mom
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79361 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:48 am to
I've broken both arms, my foot, patella, multiple fingers

All just childhood stuff and sports

My first hairline arm fracture was from holding the line in red rover.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41644 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 11:59 am to
MVA

R Open Calcaneous
R Open Patella
R Closed Tibia and Fibula
L Open Ulna and Radius
R Crushed Femur
R Elbow Dislocation


Bonus…transected aorta for shits and giggles.

What do I win?
Posted by Ebrow21
Lutcher, La.
Member since Apr 2015
45 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:23 pm to

Right Wrist - around 5, I think…..someone used a metal grate from a portable AC as a welcome mat in the trailer park. Hit it pushing a big metal toy truck. Either that or I went through a car windshield. I have a bunch of long scars on face, wrist, neck that I can’t explain. Don’t think I went to a Dr.

Found my bio mother 20 years later and tried to ask her to confirm the story of all the scars. She says she doesn’t remember.

Index finger - someone pushed a desk full of books on it 1st grade. Pressure popped the end of my finger like a grape. Twisted distal and middle phalanx inward, it’s like that to this day. Didn’t see a Dr.

Knocked 4 upper front baby teeth out and destroyed upper gums, bicycle accident. Didn’t see a dentist.

Parents went to prison (unrelated), so no more random untreated injuries.

Index Metacarpal - fight

Zygromatic bone (face) - another fight. Needed surgery for that one.

T7,8,9,10,11,12 and other assorted soft tissue injuries, basically broke me in half - A tornado blew a large tree down on a car, while I was in it. Very very very lucky to be alive.


Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17218 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 12:50 pm to
Left radius / ulna - Fell off monkey bars as a kid

Left thumb - bent it backwards on one of those inflatable play things where you run against a cable and it pulls you back

Right toe - Metal slide step bent then recoiled onto my toe
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13468 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 5:30 pm to
None. Considering the stuff I’ve done I should’ve had burns, broken bones and possibly been dead.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5623 posts
Posted on 5/14/24 at 7:12 pm to
Broke a vertabrae in my back in Iraq when I was CID/NCIS. Thrown out of aHummmv and landed on a rock. Since it happened in a combat zone I got to retire before my 20 was up and get 100% VA disability. Lucky me lol
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