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re: Moms Friend Wants Me
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:39 pm to lsudave1
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:39 pm to lsudave1
quote:
After reviewing the play, the ruling on the field that you must be a virgin stands as called. Go for it I guess.
I’m not a virgin. I was banging my high school sweetheart until we broke up sophomore year of college. After a rebound girl, i’ve been dry for two years now. I doubt I would last long with this cougar
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Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:42 pm to Mr Roboto
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two years
The frick?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:44 pm to LeMarteau
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I believe you. Just keep in mind that there is such a thing as being too open & honest
You must have a small dick too. This is an anonymous message board. Who cares if y’all know i’m not packin
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:44 pm to LeMarteau
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I believe you. Just keep in mind that there is such a thing as being too open & honest
You must have a small dick too. This is an anonymous message board. Who cares if y’all know i’m not packin
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:46 pm to KennabraTiger
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I’m too lazy, baw. My bad
Then why come in and post that at all? You feel some weird type of need to be a "cool kid" on an anonymous message board?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:47 pm to Mr Roboto
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You must have a small dick too
Enough about your small wee wee. We want to hear your plan of attack moving forward. I'm invested in this thread now.
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:00 pm to Big_country346
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two years The frick?
I was that dumbass who thought they were marrying their high school sweetheart. After that didn’t pan out and after the rebound girl I got pretty depressed and gained a bunch of weight. Started drinking beer everyday and eating unhealthy. Never worked out or did anything active. A couple months ago I realized what kind of hole I was going down and decided that wasn’t who I wanted to be. Got back in shape, focused on myself, and now feel better than I ever did. I finally feel ready to get back out there and it just seems weird to start back up with one of my moms friends.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:02 pm to Mr Roboto
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Well unbeknownst to me she invited one of her friends over. As I later found out, the invitation was for her to “come have a glass of wine.” She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.
I don't have to read anymore to know you are lying. Providing too many details. Nice try.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:11 pm to OweO
You’re a hater, mayne
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:23 pm to Mr Roboto
Sure
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:25 pm to Mr Roboto
Timing is never more perfect to pounce on a cougar brother.
Posted on 10/29/23 at 12:26 am to Hold That Tiger 10
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Then why come in and post that at all? You feel some weird type of need to be a "cool kid" on an anonymous message board?
You don’t think I’m cool? Damn.
Posted on 10/29/23 at 12:44 am to Mr Roboto
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Mr Roboto
The picture you gave us was enough to get me hard but not enough to get me off. Got any more?
Posted on 10/29/23 at 12:47 am to Mr Roboto
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two years
Bruh?!!
You young men have it so easy to get pussy these days. I'm 45 so a 52 yr old is in my wheelhouse, but I definitely would've done it at 24 and single.
Posted on 10/29/23 at 5:04 am to Mr Roboto
Man, that’s an Oregon trail level of drought for the Y.
Posted on 10/29/23 at 7:50 am to Mr Roboto
Go have an intense sexual relationship with her. Wear each other out. Older women at your age can teach you a few things in the sack and how to really treat women
Posted on 10/29/23 at 7:51 am to Hold That Tiger 10
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Enough about your small wee wee. We want to hear your plan of attack moving forward. I'm invested in this thread now.
Give up on this thread
Cougar is on td, read about the endowment issues and has moved on.
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:29 am to Mr Roboto
She’ll learn you something!
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:34 am to Mr Roboto
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After that didn’t pan out and after the rebound girl I got pretty depressed and gained a bunch of weight. Started drinking beer everyday and eating unhealthy. Never worked out or did anything active. A couple months ago I realized what kind of hole I was going down
You poor bastard. She wasn’t flirting with you. Your mom has probably told her 1000x times many embarrassing things about you because shes worried. That was sympathy. Sad puppy isn’t what that cougar is looking for. But you should still go for it. Be prepared to be called adorable/sweet and let down gently
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:39 am to Mr Roboto
Give her the business like you’ve never given it before.
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