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Moms Friend Wants Me

Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:58 pm
Posted by Mr Roboto
Rural Mississippi
Member since Jan 2023
1024 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:58 pm
I’m 24. Mom is 52. Her friend is the same age but definitely checks out as a cougar. Brunette, pretty eyes, in shape, has her shite together.

So the other day I was at my parents house to watch the LSU game. My father was grilling and wanted to spend some time with me and let me help cook, so I accepted the invitation. We aren’t very close so I viewed it as a good time to watch some football and catch up with Dad.

Well unbeknownst to me she invited one of her friends over. As I later found out, the invitation was for her to “come have a glass of wine.” She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.

This is where things turn a little weird, or maybe good for me. I’m dtf and she’s hot, so I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Maybe the age gap would freak out some people.

Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.

I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do. Of course, as a mid 20’s male Im horny and always looking for my next move. I suspect she wants me but you hardly ever know with these things.

My questions to y’all is, should I pursue? Yes, her and my mother are close and talk often, but I really don’t think it’d be that hard to keep it on the down low. She is single and has her own home where we could hang out together, alone. I realize it might wreck their relationship if the secret got out but imo the risk is worth the reward. What would yall do in my situation?
Posted by FieldEngineer
Member since Jan 2015
2117 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?


Yeah, have fun.
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1510 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:00 pm to
I would already be a few knuckles deep instead of posting about it.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1219 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:00 pm to
Smash.

Then smash 2 weeks after.

That shall suffice.

Congrats on the scratch-off. Cash it in.

This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123959 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to
Dear Penthouse forum,

I never thought it would happen to me...









And hell yes you smash that cougar. You do her real nice and she'll make you cookies after. This is a no brainer.

Can't get pregnant either, so spray them guts son
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58314 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?


Give her the best 47 seconds of your life.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65491 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to
Chickens penthouse forums alters in an attempt to save this place got me turned on

I was just gonna settle for the dating a Latina thread and thinking about owlfans hair
Posted by why_so_salty
Member since Oct 2023
70 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
Dafuq? If you are real then go smash. If this is dear facebook, then go kick rocks.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7641 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
If a drunk cougar wanted you, you’d know it.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
4817 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
None of this happened
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34802 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
That’s a lot of typing just to have sex. Go get your dick wet baw. She’ll teach you some things!
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?


My penis would’ve already kicked my arse for spending wetwet time clacking away at a keyboard.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57452 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm to
Just don’t come crying to us when you break it off and she cuts your moms dogs head off
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?
id post pics first and foremost, but you youngsters ain't built like us old heads anymore
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
3409 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to
Are you the QB of the New York Jets , by chance ?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175719 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to
youre gonna get pegged
Posted by roux
Tiger Territory
Member since Dec 2006
1590 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?
Walk away... could be a "bunny in the pot" moment.
Posted by pistolpete23
In the present
Member since Dec 2007
7132 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:05 pm to
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Mom

quote:

Moms Friend


Pics?
We have rules here

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62862 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:05 pm to
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and maybe it was just me


Almost definitely this, but yolo.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175719 posts
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:06 pm to
have you voted yet?
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