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re: Moms Friend Wants Me

Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:00 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54305 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:00 am to
Domo arigato

Thank you very much
quote:

Mr Roboto

For helping me escape
When I needed to
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5042 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:31 am to
Keep this thread going…I’m jerking it and need more material
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7328 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:43 am to
frick her in every hole.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:43 am to
1. It will come out if you do it
2. You knock her up your life is fricked, so use the best condom money can buy and don’t believe anything she says about not being able to not get pregnant
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16307 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:45 am to
quote:

I thought about asking my mom for her number but what if I was wrong about her and she wasn’t interested.


You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Willie Mays struck out a bunch of times. Hit a bunch of home runs too.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6588 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.

I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do.



Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16307 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 10:52 am to
BRB… got some research to do

Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6592 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:15 am to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?

I would have the decency to post fricking pics, you prick.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:30 am to
Once the wine wore off she forgot about you
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2169 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:44 am to
quote:

My dick size is below average


I believe you. Just keep in mind that there is such a thing as being too open & honest
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
40206 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:45 am to
quote:

What would yall do in my situation?

I’d steer clear out of respect for my mom.

Now, that is sober and with time to think. Had she made the move that night I’d have fallen.
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 11:47 am
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2319 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:46 am to
Let her make the move and then go for it. If you move first, it could end badly for you.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
3072 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 11:59 am to
Pics of MILF, or didn't happen?

"Mr Roboto"--the song that ruined Styx
Posted by Triple13
Ferriday
Member since Aug 2023
504 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:00 pm to
If you don’t pursue, just cut your dick off.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
314 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:10 pm to
You would not know what to do. Gimme her number
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6036 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I would have the decency to post fricking pics, you prick.


He did. Quit jumping to the last page of the thread. This is one is littered with goodies
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

This is one is littered with goodies


wouldn’t call one partial side pic “littered with goodies”
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63019 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Seems like it would be dry though.

Actually a potential.
Just get some lube
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19163 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?


I think there is a merit badge for doubling your age!
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:03 pm to
Do not pursue, she is not your type. Seek out your dad's friends with a dick and two balls, that seems to be your type.
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