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Farmtiger
| Favorite team: | US Marine Corps  |
| Location: | West "By God" Monroe |
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| Interests: | Tigah Football |
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| Number of Posts: | 2992 |
| Registered on: | 12/10/2003 |
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Find a trail, get in a tree, it won't take long....
Honestly, I hunted Kansas a few years ago for free. I had 320 acres and they all held huge deer. I went to the local McDonalds where the old men hung out and made sure to sit by them while they talked. This was in Sept on a pre scout of some public.
I asked if they minded me sitting around them, then the conversation started. They hate deer up there and will freely give rights to hunt. Just be ready to shoot a doe.
Some farmers that lease the land control the hunting rights, some don't. If you are halfway personable and can make people laugh respectfully and play up the whole Louisiana persona (Duck Dynasty, Gators, etc...) Then you will have plenty of ground
Honestly, I hunted Kansas a few years ago for free. I had 320 acres and they all held huge deer. I went to the local McDonalds where the old men hung out and made sure to sit by them while they talked. This was in Sept on a pre scout of some public.
I asked if they minded me sitting around them, then the conversation started. They hate deer up there and will freely give rights to hunt. Just be ready to shoot a doe.
Some farmers that lease the land control the hunting rights, some don't. If you are halfway personable and can make people laugh respectfully and play up the whole Louisiana persona (Duck Dynasty, Gators, etc...) Then you will have plenty of ground
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Guy I know, who grew up in Farmerville wrote this yesterday
Ole Greg can write good..
Every word he said is true. I was there with him growing up in Farmerville. He never once complained about his situation and if he call you a friend, you never had to worry about your 6.
He has demons, just like we all do. He's found a way to turn that into others success. Whether you like him or hate him, you have to respect that.
re: Spatafora leaves Union Parish for Drew Central (AR)
Posted by Farmtiger on 5/15/26 at 10:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Drew central is a perennial bottom dweller. Odd decision to be sure. Seems to be a major step down and I doubt it was his choice if he’s having to settle for Drew central
Gonna say you must not know much about Farmerville High before he took over. They won a single championship on 01. Before and after that they were the pits... Until Spat took over.
re: Besides T and A, what's your weakness for women?
Posted by Farmtiger on 4/21/26 at 8:54 pm to Hangover Haven
Black hair with blue eyes
Natural EVERYTHING
Thighs, Hips, and Nips
AND....
What ever that piece of hip that you grab when she is bent over is called!!!
Natural EVERYTHING
Thighs, Hips, and Nips
AND....
What ever that piece of hip that you grab when she is bent over is called!!!
re: Ella Langley with an incredible tweet.
Posted by Farmtiger on 4/8/26 at 9:59 am to WildcatMike
Now I get the saying
"He's an Ella Fella"
"He's an Ella Fella"
Ole boy I talked to that trapped beavers for the timber companies said, normal Lacrosse uninsulated rubber boots are all you need. We walked up on a cotton mouth and he stuck his foot out and was struck, no issues.
He said, grab a hypodermic needle and see how much pressure it takes to get through the boot. I was amazed at how trusting he was.
He said, grab a hypodermic needle and see how much pressure it takes to get through the boot. I was amazed at how trusting he was.
re: Snake Boosts or Gaiters
Posted by Farmtiger on 4/7/26 at 1:50 pm to magicman534
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lacrosse snake boots
Are they easy to take off?
re: Post A Picture Of A Collectible PEZ Dispenser
Posted by Farmtiger on 4/7/26 at 1:43 pm to SallysHuman
I had that native American one as a kid. I had no idea what I had..
re: I had no clue about Life360 until….
Posted by Farmtiger on 4/7/26 at 9:35 am to SuperSaint
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Gen X parenting is absolutely wrecking their kids. This country is so fricked.
With the way Gen X was able to come of age being latchkey kids to turn around and track every aspect of their kids life is disgusting
I'm GenX and I agree with you. The thing with Gen X is that we faced the dangers of the world head on and and we have overreacted by trying to prevent our kids from all of it.
re: In Honor of Turkey Season
Posted by Farmtiger on 3/11/26 at 2:02 pm to geauxbrown
I'll drop the story of my first turkey.
I was hunting around Junction Tx. The Rio Bonito Ranch. I had hunted in Louisiana for a couple years with no luck so lets go west.
I sent up in a cedar thicket and placed my decoy where I couldn't see it by the feeder..... Why did I set out a decoy at a feeder? Cause I had no idea how to hunt turkeys.
After running off two gobblers that were drumming at my decoy out of sight. I had no idea what the sound was that I was hearing.
Finally the 3rd gobbler (and dumbest) of the early morning was drumming fully locked up. I leaned as far as I could to my left and my browning BPS 12guage let our a bark!!. I was so close that I missed him less than 10 yards.
Quickly I pumped another shell in and took a last second hail marry shot at 30ish yards and he rolled. Jumping up and shifting my last shell in, I ran up to him, he was flipping and flopping, feathers going every where.
He finally stopped to take a breath and I damn near shot my foot off trying to kill him with that last shell. All I did was blow his beak off.
Off he went flipping and flopping again. Again I finally got to him and realized I was out of shells. Turkey still alive, I'm out of breath and shells. I have no idea what to do now....
So I did all that I knew at the time. I hit him multiples times in the head with the butt of that BPS until he quit moving. After a short rest I grab him by his feet and slung him over my shoulder, my BPS in my left hand I take the 75 or so yard walk back to my setup where my FNL and guide had pulled up only a minute earlier.
All I heard was DAMN! What happened to you!!?? I looked confused and said, I killed my first turkey. Why? They laughed and said, you know you could have just shot him, you didn't have to battle him hand to hand combat.
Still confused, I kind of laughed. What I finally figured out was, I was covered in blood like Mel Gibson in The patriot. HAHAHA
He had a 10 1/2" beard and 1 1/2" spurs. He hung on my wall for years and is now in storage.
I hunted the next year killing another bird close to his size and haven't turkey hunted since. But, I'm going to Illinois with my hunting partner next month. It's been 10 or 12 years and I'm not sure I'll ever have another turkey that is quite so memorable but, I'm looking forward to the trip.
I was hunting around Junction Tx. The Rio Bonito Ranch. I had hunted in Louisiana for a couple years with no luck so lets go west.
I sent up in a cedar thicket and placed my decoy where I couldn't see it by the feeder..... Why did I set out a decoy at a feeder? Cause I had no idea how to hunt turkeys.
After running off two gobblers that were drumming at my decoy out of sight. I had no idea what the sound was that I was hearing.
Finally the 3rd gobbler (and dumbest) of the early morning was drumming fully locked up. I leaned as far as I could to my left and my browning BPS 12guage let our a bark!!. I was so close that I missed him less than 10 yards.
Quickly I pumped another shell in and took a last second hail marry shot at 30ish yards and he rolled. Jumping up and shifting my last shell in, I ran up to him, he was flipping and flopping, feathers going every where.
He finally stopped to take a breath and I damn near shot my foot off trying to kill him with that last shell. All I did was blow his beak off.
Off he went flipping and flopping again. Again I finally got to him and realized I was out of shells. Turkey still alive, I'm out of breath and shells. I have no idea what to do now....
So I did all that I knew at the time. I hit him multiples times in the head with the butt of that BPS until he quit moving. After a short rest I grab him by his feet and slung him over my shoulder, my BPS in my left hand I take the 75 or so yard walk back to my setup where my FNL and guide had pulled up only a minute earlier.
All I heard was DAMN! What happened to you!!?? I looked confused and said, I killed my first turkey. Why? They laughed and said, you know you could have just shot him, you didn't have to battle him hand to hand combat.
Still confused, I kind of laughed. What I finally figured out was, I was covered in blood like Mel Gibson in The patriot. HAHAHA
He had a 10 1/2" beard and 1 1/2" spurs. He hung on my wall for years and is now in storage.
I hunted the next year killing another bird close to his size and haven't turkey hunted since. But, I'm going to Illinois with my hunting partner next month. It's been 10 or 12 years and I'm not sure I'll ever have another turkey that is quite so memorable but, I'm looking forward to the trip.
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Washington and Lee University
My nephew and his now wife met at W&L and both are now Lawyers. Undergrad and Law school graduates of W&L. He was the political chair one year for the Mock Convention. I went to their Law School graduation. It is one of the most beautiful places on earth.
Great story sir!
re: Alone time. How much do you get and do you enjoy it?
Posted by Farmtiger on 3/6/26 at 12:19 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
I WFH, I'm alone 11 hours per day. Some days it great, others it sucks. I don't have any hobbies really, so it can get pretty boring.
I have gone camping by myself in North Arkansas for a few days. That was pretty awesome.
I have gone camping by myself in North Arkansas for a few days. That was pretty awesome.
re: Science confirms earthquake described by the Gospel of Matthew at the Crucifixion...
Posted by Farmtiger on 3/5/26 at 1:28 pm to lsucoonass
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Don’t you mean a series of books compiled into 1
Technically I was speaking of the book of Matthew however, yes what you said. :lol: :lol:
re: So the Road-Rage stabbings outside DC took a bizarre turn…
Posted by Farmtiger on 3/4/26 at 10:18 am to sabanisarustedspoke
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Do you know any straight men willing to stab 3 women and a dog?
Women? probably know a couple with ex-wives....
Dog? absolutely not!
re: Science confirms earthquake described by the Gospel of Matthew at the Crucifixion...
Posted by Farmtiger on 2/26/26 at 5:50 pm to RollTide1987
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Many scholars believe the crucifixion occurred around 33 AD.
I know that and all I did was read one book!
re: Teacher's aide gets 51.5 years in prison
Posted by Farmtiger on 2/20/26 at 10:25 am to tigafan4life
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Maybe because I am normal but I just do NOT understand how a grown arse adult can do that to a CHILD! 12 year old boys are gross and smell. The LAST thing I want to do is be close enough to one to smell their BO. I have a son that is 6 and I would prob drag that bitch by her raggedy head and tear her arse up for touching my baby. Then these poor kids have to work and try to heal from that trauma
to the 4 people that downvoted this :spank: :doublebird: :ban: :bird: :wha:
re: Is a secksless marriage reason enough for divorce?
Posted by Farmtiger on 2/10/26 at 10:18 am to Turnblad85
If the marriage is sexless, there are bigger issues that need to be addressed. There likely is little to no communication/trust/etc.. Address those issues, betrayal, and any past trauma both parties may have and sex will take care of it's self.
re: When GTA becomes real life
Posted by Farmtiger on 2/9/26 at 10:01 am to idlewatcher
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This video has been out for years brother.
it's literally dated 2/7/26 in the video.. :dope:
I did do that when I was in high school and I didn't complain to anyone about it!!
Well that was cool...
I have never understood the European infatuation with Target. We hosted a girl from Germany a couple years ago. I asked her what was the first thing she wanted to do. She said Target! :dunno:
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