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re: Moms Friend Wants Me

Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:51 am to
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1427 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:51 am to
quote:

in shape
quote:

52

No
Can’t start this conversation with a false declaration.
Did you mean in shape for a 52 year old?
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54025 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Did you mean in shape for a 52 year old?


Do you not think that men or women in their 50s can be in good shape?
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14571 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:57 am to
quote:

She is single and has her own home where we could hang out together, alone.

I laughed out loud at this
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I laughed out loud at this



yep, OP is the most pathetic pussy around of or is a fairly decent troll
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38637 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 9:02 am to
quote:

yep, OP is the most pathetic pussy around of or is a fairly decent troll


It's a coin flip between this guy and the poster whose wife left him.
Posted by WM88
West Monroe
Member since Aug 2004
1596 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 9:46 am to
If you have to ask, you might be ghey
Posted by AlterDWI
Durango, Colorado
Member since Nov 2012
2208 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 10:34 am to
quote:

don’t really know what to do


Are you ghey? Whats the problem here?

She prob doesnt even want you anymore bc you pussied out & didnt take her home that night.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10282 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 10:37 am to
Here’s my two cents:

OP is gay.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 10:39 am to
quote:

OP is gay.


if not a clever troll that’s my vote too
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4132 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 10:41 am to
quote:

She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two. This is where things turn a little weird, or maybe good for me. I’m dtf and she’s hot, so I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Maybe the age gap would freak out some people. Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension.


damn dude im gettin a lil chubbed up over here
Posted by AlterDWI
Durango, Colorado
Member since Nov 2012
2208 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 10:43 am to
quote:

OP is gay


Imagine turning down sex bc your mom might find out
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
3618 posts
Posted on 10/29/23 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Here’s my two cents: OP is gay.


Haha I’m gay yet still managed to make out with the hot newly divorced lonely drunk cougar who lived a street over. I was still in HS no less. This generation is f#cked.

She tried to get at me a decade later in a bar and her friends pulled her away from me lol.
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
5639 posts
Posted on 11/4/23 at 11:39 pm to
Well did you and moms friend meet up at your parents?

If so I hope you targeted her like Dallas Turner did Jalen Daniels, & even left her jaw a little sore. After swinging you 2 1/2 inch penis at her.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
9035 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 1:15 am to
quote:

We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension.


The tension was your mom sucking your Dad's dick outside. Most likely swallowed too.
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 6:28 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21240 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 1:21 am to
You're still trashy.

Your mom's friend is trashy.

You're all trashy.
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1028 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:20 am to
52 year old hotties like to flirt. They may be down for more in the right situation but sometimes it’s just flirting. Don’t try to call or message. you may have had a shot that night but she’s probably come to her senses about banging her friends kid. You’ll see her at another game or around the house and maybe the spark flares up. But if your mom calls and says “Karen” called her and needs someone to help her move something heavy you may have a shot.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15631 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:41 am to
Where's the video of the black kid that his mom beat the shite out of for screwing her friend.
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
3797 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:44 am to
“What would yall do in my situation?”

Have fun getting the seconds of your dad.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17245 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:46 am to
quote:

troll



for sure
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20385 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:56 am to
I think I've already seen this on PornHub.
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