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re: House Painters...Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?

Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:18 am to
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167885 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:18 am to
I have been a residential contractor for a few decades and have never had a painter that wasn't an addict. It can be meth or alcohol but they are all addicted to something.


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How much do they get paid?



Some of them can make serious money especially if they know how to use a sprayer without getting overspray everywhere and can finish trim that looks silky smooth.

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I've never seen a Profesional paint crew


Even the ones that work in the plants painting tanks that get inspected are trashy looking. Just comes with the profession.



Everyone thinks they can paint but they can't. There is a skill to the good ones.

The real-time and quality comes in the finish on things like cabinets and trim. That's when you can tell if you have someone that dabbles in meth or a full-on addict.
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 8:56 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91226 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:18 am to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14240 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:13 am to
I don’t reckon most of y’all have done much painting, but standing on a ladder, looking up all day, repetitive motion, painting base boards, etc, that shite hurts.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:26 am to
The remodeler’s crew down the street was as you described.

The last painter I had here was a Mexican with great manners and a calm demeanor. He worked fast and did have a white van but it was in decent shape.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3460 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:22 am to
I just had a dude come out for an estimate to redo my deck. He looked professional, so now I’m worried.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3614 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:30 am to
Because they have??
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
5688 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:42 am to
Because home builders cut cost at every point to profit, so they get Crack heads who do shity work cheap.
You want to see a fun bunch find a commercial roofing job, with out Mexicans doing the work. They look like zombies from the herion and pills. It is amazing how they don't die more often
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11895 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 9:57 am to
I painted houses during the summers in high school... Your descriptions are not far off. I left them alone and they didn't want to have anything to do with me. One day I was cleaning up the site... I found a paint can in the bushes.. I picked it up and it was heavy... I opened it and there a giant turds in there... One the guys got pissed with me and I shouted back that he should have put in the trash can. That was the only disagreement we had...
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17141 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:06 am to
What is a “professional” paint crew?

You need them to wear collared shirt?

I wouldn’t give a frick if an awesome paint crew had face tats and painted shirtless. If they are good, who gives a frick
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31831 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:32 am to
Probably don’t want to hop in the Denali with coveralls soaked in paint spray.

I’ve worked in construction/contracting and you don’t want to trust laborers with nice vehicles. Cheap, shitty, and inexpensive is the way to go for the most part
Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1593 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:49 am to
The entire crew who painted my house did drive shitty vehicles. However, I believe they preferred weed as their drug of choice. Stoned at 0700 when they arrived every am, stoned when the came back from lunch. They showed up on time and painted straight lines though. No complaints here.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55464 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:20 am to
Let me give you a pro tip. If you call up a painter looking to get a job done and they say they can start on it first thing tomorrow....run. Don't do bidness with those folks.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18998 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:21 am to
that's just what real men look like
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:24 am to
quote:

House Painters

They're called Tradesmen of America. Show some respect, you educated commie.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1384 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:20 pm to
Just be glad they exist or you'd be out in 115 heat scraping paint dodging wasps fricking 300lb women.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1398 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?






Prison whites to painter’s whites. Comfortable transition
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15516 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?


Because they were.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12928 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:33 pm to
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House Painters...Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?


The concrete guys, framing carpenters, drywall guys, roofers, and bricklayers I have seen would make most painters look like Homer, the Home Depot mascot guy.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69375 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:36 pm to
This is like asking why a car mechanic has oil on his clothes.

Or why a guy that cleans hood vents has grease stains all over his.

Or why do construction guys drag mud everywhere.

This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 2:38 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?
because they all likely just did
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