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Motorcyclist Killed on I10 this morning. Penis found at nearby gas station.

Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13510 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:41 pm
Developing story in Mobile today.

I drove by the scene around 6:30 this morning and it looked terrible. They had multiple tarps covering up the victims body. Witnesses say he was scattered across the interstate.

Then later in the morning it was announced that a penis was found at a nearby gas station. Security footage shows that it fell out of the back of a pickup truck at 6:15 am. The accident occurred at 6:00 am.

Speculation is that it was the accident victims penis.

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UPDATE — The Mobile Police Department stated the incident is not being investigated as an assault or murder case.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16168 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:41 pm to
at least it was probably quick
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to


This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:44 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
5468 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
Should have put a little helmet on it
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
People need to quit dicking around on the highway.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29335 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
I've got nothing
Posted by OptionRight
Down da skreet
Member since Sep 2010
799 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
Be kinda freaky if it WASNT his penis…
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:43 pm to
Well that just shows why you shouldn't go off half cocked
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 3:05 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12914 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:44 pm to
Thats enough internet for me today.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20519 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17145 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:47 pm to
Was it a female or male penis?
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
6795 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:47 pm to
Quite a raspberry
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8853 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:47 pm to
Mobile tells NOLA's I-10 shooter, " Hold my ....er...nevermind"
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16292 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:48 pm to
The fact that it was detached and still recognizable as a penis…..

Impressive my man.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38716 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:49 pm to
His penis didn't die in vein.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67601 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Speculation is that it was the accident victims penis.


idk i wouldv'e speculated it had nothing to do with the accident...what are the odds you're driving down the interstate and a penis flies into your truck. I guess it couldv'e been worse and hit his windshield
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36348 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:56 pm to
Was Lorena Bobbit driving the truck?
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:57 pm
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5719 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:01 pm to
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