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re: Can you touch your toes?

Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9527 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to
Normal men don't want dicks in their mouth.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 9:06 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32738 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to
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another mingo fid'ness bragging thread

Touching your toes is certainly not a brag thread.

There are many factors going into that ability. Having a gut is like #6 on the list to prevent it.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:17 am to
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hooray, another mingo fid'ness bragging thread


The fact that you think touching your toes is a fitness feat is very sad
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71712 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:19 am to
No, but I can lay down completely flat with my legs at my side. Not being able to touch your toes is a big indicator of psoeritic arthritis if you have psoriasis.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17254 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:19 am to
I can touch my toes but I don't know about being a healthy weight lol
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18031 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:24 am to
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12146 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:25 am to
I'll be 80, Aug. 3, 2022 and I can still touch my toes.
I can still jump rope, and can get up from sitting on the floor, without using my hands.
I'm blessed.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78841 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Touching your toes is certainly not a brag thread.
but thats not at all what he posted
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26980 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:27 am to
But can you wipe your arse with the opposite hand you're used to doing it with?
Posted by FogellLovesHops
Member since Mar 2022
45 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:29 am to
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I can put my hands flat on the ground, but I'm, of course, a healthy weight and spend at least 15 minutes daily on mobility outside of general warmup to train so probably 30-45 minutes a day.


I too can put my hands flat on the ground. However, I have not been in a gym in over 15 years, I have not ran a mile in over 12 years, I eat whatever I want and have NEVER dieted, and the extent of my physical activity in life is yard work or playing with my kids.

All this to say, you only posted all this for the brag above. I may die at 55 due to what I stated, but I will die with strangely long arms and weird natural flexibility.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2319 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:31 am to
Not anymore. Probably caused my back pain in old age too.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
26187 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:37 am to
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My hamstrings are tight because stretching after long runs is for sissies.


After an hour of Russian Step HIIT on the bike my thighs look and feel like someone pumped a gallon of water in each one. I can barely touch my knee caps.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:46 am to
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Not anymore. Probably caused my back pain in old age too.


Your back wouldn't hurt if you wouldn't have lost your mobility and strength doe
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders/LA Kings Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3737 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:46 am to
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Who would want to suck their own dick???


Posted by Tigre85
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2019
1927 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:47 am to
I can't even cut my toe nails .
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5156 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:47 am to
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fatboydave


quote:

Haven't see my toes in years.


Checks out
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119637 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:48 am to
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mobility outside of general warmup to train so probably 30-45 minutes a day.


What are you training for?

ETA: oh, and I can touch my toes without bending my knees.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 9:50 am
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3980 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to
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Mingo Was His NameO


Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2224 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to
What a fkn' bizarre post. That moment when you realize that everywhere you look around, this country has a lot of mental health issues.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
12019 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to
I can touch my toes. I am touching them right now.
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