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re: Can you touch your toes?
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Normal men don't want dicks in their mouth.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 9:06 am
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:05 am to CAD703X
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another mingo fid'ness bragging thread
Touching your toes is certainly not a brag thread.
There are many factors going into that ability. Having a gut is like #6 on the list to prevent it.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:17 am to CAD703X
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hooray, another mingo fid'ness bragging thread
The fact that you think touching your toes is a fitness feat is very sad
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:19 am to Mingo Was His NameO
No, but I can lay down completely flat with my legs at my side. Not being able to touch your toes is a big indicator of psoeritic arthritis if you have psoriasis.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:19 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I can touch my toes but I don't know about being a healthy weight lol
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:25 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I'll be 80, Aug. 3, 2022 and I can still touch my toes.
I can still jump rope, and can get up from sitting on the floor, without using my hands.
I'm blessed.
I can still jump rope, and can get up from sitting on the floor, without using my hands.
I'm blessed.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:26 am to Displaced
quote:but thats not at all what he posted
Touching your toes is certainly not a brag thread.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:27 am to Mingo Was His NameO
But can you wipe your arse with the opposite hand you're used to doing it with?
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:29 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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I can put my hands flat on the ground, but I'm, of course, a healthy weight and spend at least 15 minutes daily on mobility outside of general warmup to train so probably 30-45 minutes a day.
I too can put my hands flat on the ground. However, I have not been in a gym in over 15 years, I have not ran a mile in over 12 years, I eat whatever I want and have NEVER dieted, and the extent of my physical activity in life is yard work or playing with my kids.
All this to say, you only posted all this for the brag above. I may die at 55 due to what I stated, but I will die with strangely long arms and weird natural flexibility.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:31 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Not anymore. Probably caused my back pain in old age too.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:37 am to Ingeniero
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My hamstrings are tight because stretching after long runs is for sissies.
After an hour of Russian Step HIIT on the bike my thighs look and feel like someone pumped a gallon of water in each one. I can barely touch my knee caps.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:46 am to rd280z
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Not anymore. Probably caused my back pain in old age too.
Your back wouldn't hurt if you wouldn't have lost your mobility and strength doe
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:46 am to dukke v
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Who would want to suck their own dick???
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Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:47 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I can't even cut my toe nails .
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:47 am to fatboydave
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fatboydave
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Haven't see my toes in years.
Checks out
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:48 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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mobility outside of general warmup to train so probably 30-45 minutes a day.
What are you training for?
ETA: oh, and I can touch my toes without bending my knees.
This post was edited on 6/29/22 at 9:50 am
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Mingo Was His NameO
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Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to Mingo Was His NameO
What a fkn' bizarre post. That moment when you realize that everywhere you look around, this country has a lot of mental health issues.
Posted on 6/29/22 at 9:52 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I can touch my toes. I am touching them right now.
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