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Biggest hurdle was getting my wife to give up Michelobs but it wasn’t that big of an issue because I do the shopping.


Michelob drinkers looking for other options need to try the Heineken Silver. I had one in April at a golf tournament and it was a very good option. The rep described it as, "it doesn't taste like Heineken."
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I had a police officer stop me today for the 4th time to flirt with me. He conveniently wasn’t wearing a wedding ring and only admitted to being married when I asked. Some of these cops are trash.


LMAO
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in my experience it who you know


I will 2nd, this.

I was a party animal dip ship in my late teens/early twenties not looking to the future. I messed around and dropped out after 2 years of college. I've gone back, and am almost done, but I have gotten every job I have had based off who I know. I have kept them and been promoted by being a good employee.

It is 100% who you know to get a job, and you keep it based off performance. I will finish my degree, but only so I can tell my kids I finished and they damn well better to. That piece of paper does matter to some.
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I’ll assume you lick your fingers after wiping your arse too.


True story, had a friend hook up with a girl while drunk one night and realize he fingered her butt hole while smashing McDonald's french fries the next morning.
I go in to get my energy drink, taquitos, and skittles on my way home to knocking out my 50 pushups you judgmental twat.
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Consoling my dog when the fireworks start.


So glad my dog isn't a sissy.
I was told by someone, somewhere, at sometime that it is not healthy to hold in gas.

I live by this advise.
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you pro-life peeps want these type of people to have more kids, yikes.


One thing I always ponder with the pro life/pro abortion stuff is exactly this.

The people getting abortions are clearly for abortions. Further, these same people are going to now have kids and raise them to likely think just like they do, and vote.

Does pro life laws across the country lead to a lefty take over of this country!?
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I'm sure your wife is not always a happy camper either.


I would agree, she has an equal opportunity come post about me.
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Can you do one full pull-up?


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there is a direct correlation between the ability to do about 40 push-ups and cardiovascular health


Your post was confusing.

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(Can you touch your toes?)


I can

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Can you do one full pull-up?


1, sure although I haven't tried in a long time.

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Apparently, if you can do 40 push-ups, your risk for cardiovascular disease drops some ridiculous amount. I want to say 98% less likely.


I can do 40 PUSH-UPS but will regret it the next day. Had a drunk competition with my dad and brothers not long ago and did 63. The next few days were hell.

I hate exercising or working out. Thank goodness for great genetics.
Made the switch years ago and it is definitely GREAT for the wallet. I bought a 30 pack of blades for $10 3 years ago and haven't bought any more since.

Disclaimer: I only shave once a week so I get a little more time off of each blade.
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I can put my hands flat on the ground, but I'm, of course, a healthy weight and spend at least 15 minutes daily on mobility outside of general warmup to train so probably 30-45 minutes a day.


I too can put my hands flat on the ground. However, I have not been in a gym in over 15 years, I have not ran a mile in over 12 years, I eat whatever I want and have NEVER dieted, and the extent of my physical activity in life is yard work or playing with my kids.

All this to say, you only posted all this for the brag above. I may die at 55 due to what I stated, but I will die with strangely long arms and weird natural flexibility.
So many good responses in this thread. A few of mine:

-Wife refuses to take out the garbage. If I am gone for 3-4 days hunting the garbage does not get taken out until I return. (This includes all boxes being stacked by the door until I take them out.

- 3 kids under 6 in the house and NONE of them have the ability to pickup toys. I am not even asking for them to be put back where they got them, just back in the room specifically for their toys and not spread around the house. Our house looks like a disaster zone at the end of every day and the kids act like someone else put the toys everywhere and not them.

- General messiness of my "roommates" is a bad one. Luckily I knew this going in to a degree so wife does have her own separate vanity and closet so I can somewhat ignore those areas. However, it does spew into my life regularly and make me irrationally mad.

- Lack of awareness of my separate duties. Somehow I help sweep, dust, vacuum, mop, etc. from time to time. She has never helped me take out the trash, cut grass, weedeat, pressure wash, blow off the carport/driveway, etc. Oh, and if I get tied into doing my chores while we are cleaning inside I have left her with taking care of EVERYTHING. I'm sorry honey, I forgot that my chores are for fun but yours are an inconvenience.

whew, that felt good to get off my chest.
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So much hate and disrespect for women. It’s ridiculous. Once again, we’re not all or close to being the same.


We are well aware you are not like other women. :rolleyes:

re: na

Posted by FogellLovesHops on 6/29/22 at 7:34 am to
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WIsh they'd break this down like they do the fuel charge per kwh


So I found this morning that if you login to my entergy, click dashboard, switch over from "what's new" to "My Entergy Dashboard, and click "Link to Bill Analyzer you can see some breakdown.

Mine shows an average of $0.111/kWh in May of 22 and $0.12/kWh in June of 22. That's the best I've got for you.

re: na

Posted by FogellLovesHops on 6/28/22 at 3:58 pm to
Entergy here

Energy charge is up 45% over last month
Fuel Adjustment is up 100% over last month
Storm Restoration charge is up 660% over last month

Highest bill to date in my house was $128, this month nearly doubled that at $215.
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tigergirl10


tigergirl10 is actually a woman.
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No, she tries to actually buy me stuff. We've been together for about two years. I've known her for about 15 years. We met through a mutual acquaintance


So just catching up, but let me get this straight:

You started dating your drug dealer's baby momma who used to give you lap dances at the mansion?

Bud, you should get an appointment RIGHT AWAY with Dr. Melfi!
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Where were you in 1988?


For most of 1988 I was chilling in Amniotic fluid, was forced out later in the year, and everything has been down hill since.

re: Weed eaters can KMA

Posted by FogellLovesHops on 6/14/22 at 9:56 am to
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After 2 years, if you don’t take it apart and clean it and start using some carb spray, they are such a pain in the arse



I have had a Stihl FS 56 since 2016. The only thing I have ever changed on it was the spark plug 1 time, all other parts including the bump head are the original factory parts.

Oh, and no, I do not live on a tiny lot. I live on 1.5 acres with a ditch running 270+ Ft with 3-5 feet of weedeating on both sides.

Stihl and TruFuel for the win!